DS9 Caption Contest 70; Obfuscation

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Ln X, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Wrapping up one contest and we start another and now-

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    Our special award goes to...

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    Our photoshop winner is...

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    With the winners chosen, our next batch of pictures are here below, this week's theme is obfuscation, something which defined DS9...

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    The next contest will take place on the 4th of February, have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Downtime was a common problem in Ops, of course Jadzia and Kira were the worst with their never-ending gossip...

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    O'Brien: I can safely attest that she moves in mysterious ways.

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    Weyoun: Jake, Jake, pester power will not work, now please detest before I order these Jem'Hadar to execute you!

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    Shakaar: You know maybe we should go to a pitch black room, get drunk and you know, let things happen?
    Kira: I'm not into that kinky stuff...
    Odo: And I can't become drunk...


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    Sisko: Mr Garak I am having a very bad day, so if I hear one lie...
     
  3. R. Star

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    Can't believe I missed the last contest!

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    Dax: Despite the innuendos, Curzon saw Benjamin in the locker room. It was microscopic.
    Kira: You never could tell by the way he acts.
    Dax: Oh hi Benjamin, we're talking about your temper!

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    O'brien: Julian, I know you're lonely, but if you're considering hitting that, you need to switch to synthale.

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    Jake: Dammit Weyoun! I've been feeding you information about my father and the Federation for years! I want to be Prefect of Bajor when the time comes!
    Weyoun: Seriously Jake, we'll keep taking your information, but you couldn't even qualify for the Starflleet draft during a war.... what makes you think we're going to trust you with anything important?

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    Odo: I never understood what you solids mean by "triangle."

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    Sisko: Make it stop...
    Bashir: I simply cannot figure out why this imaging device is making his head hurt.
    Garak: Oh, sorry... he's wearing mine. I had it programmed to display Cardassian pornography every 10 frames. What? The life of a tailor can be lonely.
     
  4. shivkala

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    TFTW, Ln X!:techman:

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    Kira: Dax, I don't know how you shamed the men of the station into wearing the Skant Uniform, but, you have my eternal gratitude!

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    Bashir: Chief, are you okay?

    O'Brien: Yeah, it's just, well I'd never seen Keiko while I was sober, and man, I must have had one Hell of set of beer goggles!

    Bashir: Miles, this isn't Keiko, it's one of Quark's Dabo girls.

    O'Brien: Oh, thank God!

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    Weyoun: ...and just a hint of paprika. Really, the secret is to heat the pan before adding the ingredients.

    Jake: When I asked you to reveal the Dominion's deepest, darkest secrets, I didn't quite have your mother's recipes in mind.

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    Shakaar: (whispering) That belt trick was nice, now convince him to morph bell bottoms!

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    Garak: I warned you...this 3D thing is just a fad and a way to jack up prices. But, no, you had to see Star Wars: The Phantom Menance in 3D. And now, you just have a headache and regrets, don't you?
     
  5. Thor Damar

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    'How many times do I have to tell you this Jake, this isn't a occupation and the Dominion isn't a dictatorship...it's a theocracy.'
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    WEYOUN: No comment.

    JAKE: I haven't even asked a question!

    WEYOUN: No comment.
     
  7. R. Star

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    Well, we all knew it was coming, so I'll do it...

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    Bashir: Captain?! What is Gul Dukat's power level?
    Sisko: It's over nine thooooousaaaaaand!!!
     
  8. Rush Limborg

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Jadzia: You know, Nerys...it's something stimulating, looking up at a man....

    Kira: I woudn't know. You're in my seat.

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    O'Brien: For the record, Doc, mature women have their advantages, too.

    Dabo Girl: I'm right HERE, buddy!

    O'Brien: What--you thought I was saying you...?

    Dabo Girl: Oh--crap....

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    Weyoun: A little correction in your motto, Jake. We decide, you report--not the other way around.

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    Kira: Sheesh. That awkward moment when past and future share a lift with me.

    Shakaar: Excuse me?

    Odo: I think for you, Minister, ignorance is bliss.

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    Bashir: All right, Captain--calm down. Now...what word would you say best describes your pain?

    Sisko: It's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
     
  9. Triskelion

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    Dax: Crap, here comes God's gift to space women - hi, Worf!


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    O'Brien: I've got a few hours before Keiko wakes up.

    Bashir: I just hope she doesn't chew out of the restraints this time.

    O'Brien: Don't worry. She's into it. Thanks for the book.

    Dabo girl: Quark made Fifty Shades of Gray required reading for the staff.

    O'Brien: I'll talk to Sisko.

    Bashir: About Quark?

    O'Brien: Sure, Julian.


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    Jake: Are the Jem-Hadar - fully functional and anatomically correct?
    Weyoun: Yes, of course.
    Jake <writing>: I knew you would know....


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    Shakaar: Is it because I can't do tentacles?
    Kira: Yep.

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    Bashir: Is it the neural device, Captain?
    Sisko: No. It's the lighting in here. Seriously, Starfleet, spring for a light bulb.
     
  10. T'Girl

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    Tall and tan and young and lovely
    The girl from Ipanema goes walking now
    When she passes ...

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  11. JirinPanthosa

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    Kira had no idea that when Trill symbiants mate, they do it inside their hosts.

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    BASHIR: When I barged in on your holodeck program I expected to find you killing Nazis or climbing mountains, not...
    O'BRIEN: No Julian, I'm not cheating. This is actually Keiko.
    BASHIR: You mean...
    KEIKO: Yes, we make each other look like other people. I was going to make Miles a Bolian. Now if you don't mind...
    BASHIR: Okay, I'm leaving! Wow.

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    WEYOUN: Write what you know, Jake. For instance, you are the son of enemy brass, and you stayed behind on an enemy base, completely trusting them not to hold you for ransom. Why don't you write an essay on your brilliant deductive reasoning skills?

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    SHAKAAR: I distinctly heard you say you wanted kids.
    KIRA: Shakaar, I don't want to talk about this here.
    SHAKAAR: If he was raised by a female scientist he'd be a chick!
    KIRA: Well that wouldn't bother Dax!

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    BASHIR: So. You realized you can channel Netflix through that thing.
    SISKO: (sniff) Why Charlie? He just wanted to get Claire and her baby home!
     
  12. LeadHead

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    Kira: While Miles and Julian planned their next battle in the holosuite, Jadzia and Kira planned how they would make their program turn into a beauty salon.


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    Bashir: Ignore my friend. He's married.

    O'Brien: Ignore my friend here, he's annoying.

    Quark: Ignore them both, they're not paying customers.


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    Jake: Would you like to comment on my fathers assertion that your previous clone "sang show tunes while being vaporized?"

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    Odo: Thank you for the romantic evening.

    Kira: You're welcome.

    Shakaar: You weren't supposed to be the one dancing with her, you know.

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    Garak: Gangham Style?
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    KIRA: Lurch, jr or Mr Jello shots. I really gotta get out more.
     
  14. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Dax: Let's have a block party, you said. Get to know the neighbors, you said. You never said anything about kanar-swilling gate crashers - hey nice hula shirt Dukat!

     
  15. BennyRussel

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    Sisko: Worst. Peep. Show. Ever.
     
  16. T'Girl

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    Sisko: *** barf ***

    Garak: "Was the kanar not to your liking Captain?"
     
  17. Triskelion

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    Kira: Odo! You're still in your feety pajamas! Again!
    Odo: Damned Bajoran uniforms! I can never tell!


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    O'Brien: A Shapeshifter walks into a bar....

    Bashir: And the bartender said "Not another bathroom construction to comply with space zoning ordinance." Heard it.

    Woman: I do not think you should be making taxonomic outgroup jokes about performing amusing antics in a public establishment of alcoholic imbibition.
     
  18. Honorable Ensign

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    Perhaps a fart-powered elevator was not the best of ideas...
     
  19. Isis

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    Weyoun: "Don't you think you're a little young for these singles mixers?"
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Shakaar (thinking): At least when I was on "V," I got to be the bad guy. I even got killed off onscreen! Now what have I got to look forward to? Comic relief?