DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Station!

Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat

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    Worf: "This lighting has no honor. It clashes with my ridges."
     
  2. AdmiralGarak

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    Dukat: "I told you to quit five hours ago. You're out of money."
    Weyoun: "This time is different. I'm sure of it. Put this data chip containing the secret coordinates of the Founders' Homeworld on 47 black!"
    Dukat: "There is no 47 black!"


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    Bashir: "Sorry about the mix-up Quark. I'll exchange this chocolate milk with the orphanage that got your shipment of Klingon Whiskey. I only pray I can make it to Bajor before lunchtime."


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    Crewman: "I'm sorry I packed the wrong uniforms, sir."


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    Worf: "Jadzia! How could you!? This is terrible!"
    Jadzia: "Okay, okay. I'll make the bed. Jeez, if someone saw that look on your face they'd think you just caught me cheating on you."
     
  3. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Worf: "Deanna never did that!"
    Dax: "Okay Worf, ground rule. You don't mention the shrink, I don't mention the transparent Captain. No talking about exes."
    Worf: "Could you get him out of our bed?"
     
  4. Finn

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat

    ^:lol: nice
     
  5. Distorted Humor

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    Dukat was unimpressed by the Freddie Mercury impression. The Dabo girl however was impressed.

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    The good doctor tries plan C on how to have sex with Dax, getting her VERY drunk..

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    This Blood test is immoral!!
    Yellow shirt: Also it shows that your dad is a wanted criminal, a admiral cartwright...


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    Its a old earth video recording, called "Gangnam style" or something. it has deep subliminal messaging to influence human....Great, Sisko saw it...look at him...

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    Some things once seen cannot be unseen.
     
  6. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat

    Ladies and Gentlemen, a new contest has started with a Special Announcement.

    Please take a moment and read. :)

    Right this way, please...
     
  7. Worf'sParmach

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    WORF: You've even got spots there???