DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sisko: Look - how did those footprints get on the ceiling?
    Worf: Perhaps something was wrong with the gravity plating?
    Sisko: Computer, was there a glitch in the gravity plating?
    Computer: Brrreeep bloop bleep. Affirmative.
    Worf: If that happened...then these lights are...QI'yaH!
    <Both men fall up.>
     
  2. Rush Limborg

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    Ezri: Oh, Worf--I was just going to--WHOA!

    Worf: (sigh) Captain Picard said it was hardly noticeable....

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    O'Brien: There's only one--and stop asking me.

    Garak: You're wrong...there are two....

    Nog: Seriously, Garak--what are you trying to pull?

    Garak: Oh nothing! Nothing at all.... Now--how many?

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    Kira: And will someone please explain why we don't just use night-vision goggles?

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    Right Bashir: Now...hold on. Is there not but one Washington...?

    Left Bashir: Yes!

    Right Bashir: And is there not but one...Lincoln?

    Left Bashir: Yes!

    Right Bashir: And is there not but one Dr. Julian Bashir?

    Left Bashir: I'm Popeye--oh...bugger.

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    "And I thought the sign "Bates Motel" was an homage...."
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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    O'Brien: So it's true, Garak...you have achieved enlightenment!
     
  4. T'Girl

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    Bashir: "Okay, your mime trapped in a glass box is pretty good. Now do walking into the wind.

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    Kira
    : "Where is that damn cat?"

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  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Julian:
    Oh no I'm not letting you out. You're mint and you're going to stay that way.


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    Garak: Did you bring the snacks, Chief?
    O'Brien: Sure. Hard boiled eggs.
    Nog: Are these larval eggs, Chief?
    O'Brien: No, they are chicken eggs. From Earth chickens.
    Garak: Reptilian chickens, of course?
    O'Brien: With poison fangs. Gnash your jugular vein just as soon as look at you.
    Nog: Well all right then.
    O'Brien: Crack them...very carefully.
     
  6. Leviathan

    Leviathan Captain Captain

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    DS9 Producer: Oh, I don't think we'll be increasing your pay Siddig...meet Alexander!
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

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    The Bashir changeling was exposed as a fraud and thrown in the brig after it proved unable to perform Gangnam Style.
     
  8. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Bashir (to self): "I can't quite place it, but I know I've seen that face before."
     
  9. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Bashir in brig: I swear I'm not a changeling. I'll prove it! The code phrase is "Hey, Macarena"!
     
  10. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Bashir 1: "Hey! What's with the forcefield."
    Bashir 2: "I know you as well as I know myself, and I also know about our auto-erotica fetish."
     
  11. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Ezri: The...real...corn queen of...Trill.
    Corn Queen of Trill: Yes, Ezri. Your reign of drama is over.


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    Garak: A "Whale Tail," Chief?
    Nog: He does not want to talk about it!


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    Kira: Lasertag? On a space station? During wartime?
    Sisko: Just the stress release we all need. <Shoots lasers into her eye>

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    I'm not you! I can't be jailed for thinking dirty thoughts!

    Exactly what I, I mean a filthy sex fiend, would say.


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    Worf: Glass floors in the women's changing room. It is no doubt good to be Captain.
    Sisko: It is good to be Captain.
     
  12. DeepSpaceWine

    DeepSpaceWine Commander Red Shirt

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    Ezri sees a Breen without their helmet. Apparently they aren't quite as scary as they are disgusting and stomach-turning.


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    O'Brien: "Garak! Will you quit shining that light on me? This isn't a Cardassian interrogation, you know".
    Garak: "Just trying to rekindle your memories from the Cardassian-Federation War to 'aid' you in your repairs".


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    Kira: "Umm, Captain, I think it's going to take a lot more than this part to fix this mess".


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    Dr. Bashir tries the old Marx brothers routine with his 'reflection'.


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    Dominion ships are apparently like the Sistine Chapel, with enthralling works of art on the ceilings of their corridors.
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    SISKO: How exactly did this "Xenomorph" escape again?

    KIRA: I dunno, but I still think it's a plot by Quark to make me strip down to my underwear.
     
  14. T'Girl

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    Not all species have their sexual organs in the same place.
     
  15. Isis

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    Bashir on right: "Trust me. You don't have to raise your arms that high for jazz hands. Especially on a day you haven't bothered to use deodorant."
     
  16. Isis

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    Sisko: "So far 'Rock of Ages' is pretty boring and we're the only ones in the theatre. Maybe we should have picked one of the other ninety-nine movies in this hundred-plex."

    Worf: "No sh*t, Sherlock."



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    Nerys: "Do I look fat in this?"

    <brief pause>

    Nerys: "Well, everyone, don't all respond at once."
     
  17. Leviathan

    Leviathan Captain Captain

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    "Inflatable Ezri" always sold well at Quark's.
     
  18. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Sisko (OS, walking into the room): "Ezri, I just want to warn you what Odo is up to today. Whatever you do, don't open your mouth too wi..."
     
  19. Triskelion

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  20. Herkimer Jitty

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    Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

    O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"