DS9 Caption Contest #63: Welcome Aboard!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Bashir: "Look, I think we're finally there."

    Jake: "It's about time. When we left, I was six inches shorter than you."
     
  2. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Eddington: "You have some nerve, Major..."

    <brief pause>

    Eddington: "I just vacuumed."
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Eddington wasn't sure what to think about the "50 Shades of Kira" holosuite program.
     
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    EDDINGTON: I don't care if they're painting your quarters, you can't sleep here!!!!
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Eddington: Do not tell me you'll be with me in just a parsec. No jury will convict me.

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    Bashir: Damn! The Jem'Hadar found your father's baseball first.
    Jake: Little help! Hey!
    Bashir: Don't bother, Jake.
    Jake: They're pretending not to hear us. Hey! We know you can hear us! You have ear holes!
    Bashir: No, Jake. They don't.
    Jake: But -
    Bashir: Let it go, Jake. They don't like ear jokes.
    Jake: Oh come on...
    Bashir: The Jem'Hadar: No ear jokes, and an almost fanatical devotion to the space pope.

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    Dukat: Captain Sisko, ordering a subordinate officer to overload and then disengage a fusion reactor until reaching fatal levels of radiation is hardly a sporting conclusion to a simple game of musical chairs, don't you think?

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    Bashir: What do we tell security?
    O'Brien: I don't care what you tell them. Someone put pigweed in my mulligan stew.
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    O'Brien: "Sir, it'll take forever for one of us to guess how many jelly beans you have in your hand. We always used to play 'Simon Says' on the Enterprise...that goes a lot faster."

    Dukat (to self): "Damn O'Brien. Opens his trap just before Sisko gets to me, and I'm sure I have the answer."
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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