DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Nightdiamond

    Nightdiamond Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ??!This looks like the hair from a Targassian slime Gerbil.!!??

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    Am not drinking too much! And since we're being canceled this season, this is what I REALLY think of those @###$$$% studio heads!
     
  2. AdmiralGarak

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    Kira: "You want me to use this feather to tickle you where!?"
    Dukat: "It's an old Cardassian remedy. I swear!"


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    Martok: "Gentleman. It's time for your quarter annual performance evaluation. Over the course of this informal review process I'll be testing you each on a wide range of--THINK FAST!" {STAB} "You failed."


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    Bashir: "Congratulations on your 500th post, sir!"
     
  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor!

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    Kira: What did you put in that soup?
    Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics.

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    Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish.

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    Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before?
    Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir)

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    Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success.
     
  4. Admiral_Ranor

    Admiral_Ranor Ensign Newbie

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    Dukat: OW--OW--OW--!!!

    Kira: Oh, shut up, Dukat. I haven't even put it in, yet.

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    Sisko: All right, everyone. It's time for a story....

    Kira: That means "shut up", people!

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    Martok: Say "giello" to my LITTLE FRIENDS!

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    "Congratulations, Captain! Next, you'll be getting a commendation for original thinking--than we can call you KIRK!"

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    Odo: YES!!! I am not the father!
     
  5. Admiral_Ranor

    Admiral_Ranor Ensign Newbie

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    Odo: "To be honest...I still like Boston Legal. Paul Lewiston was my favorite, but I'm upset they took him from a regular to a guest in between seasons three and four...."
     
  6. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    In any case, lets begin again!

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    Kira: So this is a Cardassian bladder stone?
    Dukat: Yes!
    Kira: Sucks to be you I guess.

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    Dukat: Benjamin, how can you not notice your Bajoran first officer doting over you like a two year-old?

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    Martok: This is for looking at Sirella in the wrong way.

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    Sisko: Here's to the new changeling detection methods! We'll never have to worry about those pesky shapeshifters ever again!
    Everyone: Here, here!

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    Odo: No, no, no! We couldn't place him there!
    Worf: So where else can we place him then?
    Kira: What's the problem constable?
    Odo: Admiral Leonard McCoy is arriving but the rest of the Starfleet brass don't want to be within a mile of him.
    Kira: Why?
    Worf: He wears pyjamas.
     
  7. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Lol! :guffaw:
     
  8. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Odo: There it is again! Ever since we established that data link with the strange entity known as "TrekBBS" our systems have been compromised.

    Worf: Those petaQ have no honor. They dare refer to themselves as a "Neutral Zone"?

    Kira: Gentlemen, please. I'm recommending this be added to the Bajoran sacred texts immediately. Our vedeks will sing songs about their glorious leader...what was her name... "Bonz"?
     
  9. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    No problem, LeadHead. The important thing is you're OK. (We all get into time crunches...as evidenced by my late entry into this week's contest.) And thanks for 'paying tribute' to my 'reminder' caption.


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    Announcer (OS): "Kkkkardassian lip gloss. For those Kkkkissably soft lips..."
     
  10. Ayelbourne

    Ayelbourne Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  11. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Sisko: "Oh, I know what happens. The Titanic sinks."

    Kira: "Would you think before you talk? You just ruined it for the rest of us."





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    Klingon on left: "After you went to the men's room, that chick you were talking to said she likes you. Should I tell her you like her, too?"

    Martok: "Well, I really need more information. Does she like me or does she like me?"

    Klingon on right: "Don't be silly. She likes you. And she also wants to know whether you're free for the prom. What should I tell her?"

    Martok: "Well, the sock hop is the same day, and I already invited Betty Lou to that. Poor me--why can't I be going steady with some gal--and then I wouldn't have to make these tough decisions."
     
  12. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Kira: "You really have to pick up the pace. When you started to read that, nobody had even a clue that I was pregnant."
     
  13. Isis

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  14. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The funny thing is that I saw that video yesterday and totally forgot about my caption. I checked in on the contest today and seeing the image, I remembered coming up with the idea! Youtube has the video as being uploaded on the 27th, over a week after I posted my caption.

    It's like I have my own Orb of Time...
     
  15. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Sisko: Get that finger away from your mouth. You don't know where that finger's been!
     
  16. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kira: Sure...it's MY finger! But--let's keep quiet about that....
     
  17. Velocity

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    Kira: Looks like you're a quart low, Dukat.
     
  18. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Martok (Narration): I don't want to be a product of my environment.

    I want my environment...to be a product of ME.

    ("Gimme Shelter" plays....)
     
  19. Isis

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    Sisko: "What a great surprise! You remembered my birthday is in three weeks!"

    Bashir (to self): "Do I have the heart to tell him this is our regular Saturday night drinking party and we finally invited him?"
     
  20. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    LeadHead: Sorry for the delay guys, but with the A's in the playoffs, I haven't had much time recently.

    Dying Klingons: Lets go Oakland....

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