DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. With work heating up the last couple of weeks, combined with my working really hard on getting back in shape, I've either had the time to get things going and no energy or the energy to get things going and no time.

    So while I will not promise that this won't happen again, because I am confident it won't, but prefer not to make promises I don't know that I can keep.

    So again, I apologize.

    Lets move on!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Telling it like it is" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "He just can't escape it" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "PLEASE, Worf, DON'T MISS!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Did you also walk 10 miles through snowstorms to school every morning, uphill both ways?" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "I'll drink to that!" Award, going to:

    Instead of the Photoshop award this time, how bout we pay tribute to those who had some fun with my excessive tardiness?


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    And with that, the DS9 Character Caption Contest has come to an end. It was a great ride and I'm glad that it gave the chance to caption characters I may not put into the contests on a regular basis.

    In answer to Rush Limborg's question, I'm not sure if I will make a special thread featuring all winners, I might do something similar to what I did at the end of the TNG Character Caption Contest. I'm not sure yet.

    In any case, lets begin again!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Martok had a very direct approach for dealing with complaints from subordinates.

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    Bashir: Congratulations Captain, by the way, expect your hair to fall out tomorrow.

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  3. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    BASHIR: Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

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  4. DS9 Gal AZ

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    Insert your own sex joke here.

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    Martok: *grumbling* Worf is the most popular Klingon character ... gets an extra-long caption contest thanks to LeadHead ... we'll see about that!

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  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Bashir: "Hi! Julian Bashir, Delta-Quadrant House Rush chairman! Damn glad to meet you!"


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    Odo: "According to the Bajoran Legal Code, for claiming a non-existent vasectomy, we can charge him with fraud...and maybe false advertising, too."
     
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  6. Valin

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  7. Valin

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  8. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

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  9. Valin

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  10. inflatabledalek

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  13. Deranged Nasat

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    Kira: Sheesh! Talk about a pain in the--

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    Kira: Well, I admit I am a little jealous...that had to hurt.

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    Sisko: Now, we all just sit down...be calm...and quiet...and Kira's miming me, isn't she?

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    Martok's shot at the title for Galactic Heavyweight Champion was particularly painful for his training partners....

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    Bashir: Congratulations on the beard, Captain! Now, wait for the party when you shave your head....

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    Odo: Fuhgeddaboudit!

    Worf: (sigh) Constable...the gangsters of mid-20th century Earth were regarded as warriors. You must speak with inflection--

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  16. Gil T.Azell

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    Kira: Shh, I know it's ridiculous, but he loves it...

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    Klingon Gangnam Style

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    Bashir: This promotion is just what the doctor ordered!

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  18. Deranged Nasat

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    Odo: "Now, according to this, the character contests are over, at least for the time being. That means Keiko isn't getting one, and I can finally release her from protective custody".

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  19. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  20. T'Girl

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