DS9 Caption Contest #61: Worf, Captioning with Honor

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Santa Garrus, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. Ríu ríu chíu

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    Worf: Remain calm, Mr. Garak. And hide the stash.
     
  2. Isis

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    The Sisko imposter was quickly spotted when he tried to drink blood wine from a sippy cup.
     
  3. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Garak: That was a great trip to the spa! Where's Jadzia?
     
  4. T'Girl

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    Garak: "I can't find the antimatter inducer."
    Worf: "Move your hand up and to the right."
    Garak: "Here?"
    Worf: "It would be easier if you would simply look down."
    Garak: "Starfleet flies these things without looking down."
    Worf: "Merde."
    Garak: "What's that?"
    Worf: "Something Captain Picard would say on occasion."
    Garak: "What does it mean? my translator didn't convert it."
    Worf: "Neither does mine, Computer what does the word "merde" mean?"
    Computer: "French food."
    Garak: "Is that a accurate translation?"
    Computer: "Have you ever eaten French food?"

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  5. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Want to let this one get some more entries before judging it. Worf is my favorite character after all. :)
     
  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    WORF: I'm Leadhead's favorite.

    GARAK: Don't let it go to your head.
     
  7. Rush Limborg

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    Worf: I may sneeze.

    Garak: Right. I don't suppose that is something the Klingons do "small".

    Worf: Don't expect i--i...it...

    (Black-out)
     
  8. Isis

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    The crew wanted to give tours of the station for a little extra pocket money, but if the dry run was any clue, Worf had a bit of a learning curve ahead of him.
     
  9. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sisko: Romantic affiliations will not be tolerated, just a hint you know if you ever want to be captain...

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    Garak: I heard a rumour that you once dated a Klingon/Romulan hybrid, is this true? Are Klingons really not so racist after all?

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    The Million-Dollar bionic Klingon... With extra forehead ridges!

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    Everyone gave Worf a wide berth, even in the turbolifts? Why? No one knows but people keep their distance from the big brooding guy...

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    Martok: What is this admiral? Been secretly trickling blood wine down on the floor so as to not drink it?
     
  10. Ln X

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    Sisko: Tell Mr LeadHead that I will caption you twice, but three times is to many. Tell him that I demand a new caption contest from the orders of a Starfleet captain, the Emissary, master chef or whatever title you feel necessary to convince him to get over this obsession of you!
     
  11. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Worf: This was LeadHead's response Sir.

    :rommie::guffaw::rofl:

    Btw: I said favorite character, not obsessed with character.
     
  12. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Lol! ;)
     
  13. Isis

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    Martok: "Thanks for treating us to these drinks, Worf."

    Worf: "Me? I thought you were treating."
     
  14. Methos

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    Julian - "Jadzia, are you alright?"
    Worf - "She is fine, we merely had a strenuous... work out, last night. That is all." wry smile to Dax

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  15. Methos

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    Worf - "I must apologise, the replicator must be malfunctioning, a human 'chilli' does not normally have this effect on me."

    Garak - "It's not so much the smell, but rather the way it appears to be eating through the bulkheads..."

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  16. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    WORF: That's the beauty of the food court, sir. I can have Subway, you can have Del Taco and Odo can have pizza. And its all in the same place!!!!!!
     
  17. inflatabledalek

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    Worf: Wait, I have both been in more episodes of Star Trek than anyone else and have a name! How the hell did "Female Changeling" get a contest before me?!


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    Worf: No, I've no idea what a Strategic Operations Officer does either. Stop asking.


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    Worf: I will not change my uniform! TNG didn't become that popular by wearing the same clothes as Voyager!


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    Worf: I told you we shouldn't change uniforms, now we all look fatter.


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    Martok: I remember my mother telling me how important it is to wash behind the foreskin everyday.


    Ross: Why are you looking at my groin when you say that?!?!?
     
  18. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    New contest later today!
     
  19. Mistral

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    Garak: "...and then I press this button here to fire the thrusters, right?"

    Worf: "For the last time-its the GREEN button!"
     
  20. R. Star

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    Please direct all complaints about the new contest not being up to our customer service department.