DS9 Caption Contest #60: The Female Changeling, remaining nameless

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Saturday Niners! I wanted to let the last one have some extra time, and that time is over! New contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Bajoran Discipline" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Mixed Signals" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Brotherly love" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Well, that's a lawsuit" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Well, that's a downer" Award, going to:




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    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

    We're very close to the end of the character caption contests. Almost a year now, WOW!

    Lets spend some time with the Female Changeling, Weyoun says that she honors us with her presence.

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  2. LeadHead

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    Odo: No changeling has ever harmed another. But the Stun setting doesn't count. Enjoy!


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    Female Shapeshifter: That was interesting, but why did you call me Kira?

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    Vorta: Do we still tip %15 percent in Bajoran space?

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    Bashir: Doctor patient confidentiality prevents me from speaking about Odo's condition.

    Female Shapeshifter: Please?

    Bashir: Okay, but only because it's embarrassing.

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    Broca: But, I was to be a fan favorite....GAK!
     
  3. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Thanks for the win. :)

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    Odo (awkwardly): "Look. I find it hard to regenerate without Kooky Bear there to guard me. I can't just get rid of him".

    Founder: "I'll get you a Jem'Hadar".

    Odo (quietly): "But I want Kooky...."

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    Founder: "Now, if everyone's settled down, we'll begin. Marvin, proceed".

    Marvin the Vorta: "Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there lived a princess..."

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    Broca: "All...I said...was...that...it may be time...to change out...of that...dress".

    Founder: "Never!"

    Broca: "You've been...wearing it...through every picture...it's starting to...fall...apart".
     
  4. Finn

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    Odo:...double 69. That was....educational
     
  5. Ln X

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    Thanks for the win LeadHead!

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    Female Changeling: The rock becomes the drop, and the drop becomes the rock.
    Odo: ENOUGH OF YOUR RIDDLES!!! Where's Kira?
    Female Changeling: Let's just say I had her liquidated...

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    Female Changeling: Worst. Sex. Ever.

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    Female Changeling: I'll agree to sign this peace treaty on one condition; the Breen remove their helmets. I don't trust a solid who covers their face.

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    Bashir: Forgive my friend Garak here, he can be too inquisitive at times.
    Female Changeling: Don't worry, he will be killed and so will anyone who is a friend of the Cardassians!
    Bashir: <gulps>

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    Female Changeling: You Cardassian scum! You dare molest your god?
    Broca: But Founder I was only wondering if that area was actually real!
    Female Changeling: And for that you will die!
     
  6. shivkala

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    Odo: Uh, I think you forgot to actually change into something...
    Female Changeling: Shh, I'm a chair, can you see that?!

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    Odo: You know, for a Changeling, you suck at hide-and-seek!

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    Odo: I'm sorry, I swear this has never happened to me before...
    Female Changeling: Don't worry Odo, It's okay, this sort of thing happens to lots of Changelings. You've been under a lot of stress

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    Weyoun: I'll be passing around the card we got for everyone to sign. Now, did everyone chip in for Garak's birthday present?

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    Female Changeling: Julian, have you ever been in a... in a Dominion prison?

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    Female Changeling: I ordered decaf!
     
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  7. R. Star

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    Thanks for the win, Leadhead! These are always fun!

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    Female Changeling: You're holding that gun upside down.

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    Odo: Come on... please?
    Female Changeling: Sod off, I'm not turning into Kira!

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    Female Changeling: Pens, papers... how quaint. Worthless lackeys losing to these antiquated barbarians.

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    Female Changeling: I like you Doctor. I have a friend who would love being yo- I mean being with you.

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    Broca: (choke) How... are you lifting me up? That thumb isn't even around my neck.
    Female Changeling: Do not underestimate the Dark Side of the Force.
     
  8. DS9 Gal AZ

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    Female Changeling: I once caught a fish this big ...
    Odo: Good lord, I can't take any more of these stories! Sorry, I'm going to have to shoot you.

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    DS9 viewers: WHERE IS THE BRAIN BLEACH?:ack::barf:

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    Vorta: Stop looking at me that way. I know I'm not as awesome as Weyoun, but damn it, I'm doing the best I can, alright?

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    Bashir: So next, I tried putting Odo in a blender, but that didn't work, so ...
    Female Changeling: *thinking* Oh, you are so getting kidnapped, put in a Dominion prison, and replaced with a changeling the first time I get a chance to make it happen, you stupid solid!

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    Female Changeling: This is my happy face. Would you like to see my angry one? I don't think you would.
     
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    Odo: "Oh! I know one we haven't done yet! How about Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O'Sullivan?"
    Female Changeling: "Woohoo! Shift and shake it, baby!"
     
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    Odo: Not firm enough, and it still feels lumpy

    Female Changeling: .....Better?

    Odo: Yes. Now let's do it...
     
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    Odo: "Never bring Kung-fu to a gun fight."

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    FEMALE CHANGLING: Stop! I'm not made of ballistics gel!!!
     
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    Founder: "Okay, okay, I'll tell everyone its this big. Now will you put the gun away?"
     
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    :rofl: That made my day!
     
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