DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!

Discussion in 'Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. DGCatAniSiri

    DGCatAniSiri Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    DATA (over comm): It is clearly a bunny rabbit.
     
  2. Rush Limborg

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    I've always been a fan of The Lion King, so:

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    Morn: Remember...who you are.... (starts to fade)

    Odo: Morn? (reaches out)

    Morn: Remember....

    Odo: MORN!

    Morn: Remember....

    Odo: Don't leave us....

    Morn: ...Remem...ber....

    (vanishes)


    Now:

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    (As "Eye Of The Tiger" plays on speakers)

    Jadzia: I Am The Man! WHO IS THE MAN? WHO...IS...THE MAN?!?!

    Ezri: (off camera) I always suspected she had an identity crisis....

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    Quark: JAKE--I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!

    Jake: Really? Let's hear it!

    Quark: We're talking seven bars of latinum.

    Jake: Hmm...I'm listening.

    Quark: Okay, look--I need someone with a voice to give the bar the best review it's ever had! See, business has been dying lately, and--

    Jake: Woah, hold on there, brother. I'll have to clear it with my dad, first--

    Quark: GAH! Uh...is that really necessary?

    Jake: Uh...why not? Unless...you're trying to get new bidders for those vole fights again...?

    Quark: No! I wouldn't think of it!

    Jake: Good.


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    "CHIEF, Fox News is shorting out again! NOW do you believe me, that there's a left-wing conspiracy in Starfleet?!?"

    (Hey--who says we right-wingers can't laugh at ouselves? ;))
     
  3. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Odo had no idea how right he was when he said Morn was too transparent.

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    Admiral Chekov (off camera): "She has vonderful muscles."

    Worf (off camera): "Keep your hands where I can see them, Davy Jones."

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    Quark: "Wait, wait! That's off the record, isn't it?"

    Jake: "What record? This is my shopping list."

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    Announcer: "Attention, people of Earth! Attention, people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!"

    Dax: "Crank whore?"
     
  4. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Jadzia: "So much for the Sharp Quattron. That scientist guy on those commercials should be ashamed of himself."
     
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  5. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Jadzia: "Oh no, not 'The Outer Limits' again."

    Sisko: "Well, that's better than having to watch that episode of 'The Twilight Zone' with the monster on the wing of the plane and that hammy actor...I can't think of his name right now."
     
  6. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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