DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    If it's Tuesday, it means it's time for a new Caption Contest!

    We were a little light on captions last week, but not on the funny, nice captions everyone!

    Now to our winners:

    For proving that life never turns out the way you think, our winner is:


    For poking fun at one of the weirdest expressions I've ever heard, our winner is:


    And for Showing us that Klingons have a special ritual and name for everything, our winner is:

    Since we didn't have any PhotoShops this time around, I decided we should have a Special Winner for reminding us That Jake Sisko was still on DS9 all seven Seasons award:

    Congratulations to our winners!

    And now, onto our new Contest!

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  2. Santa Garrus

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  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  7. The Laughing Vulcan

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  9. Santa Garrus

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  13. The Laughing Vulcan

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