DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello all, I've been visiting the DS9 Forum a lot lately and was surprised not to see a Caption Contest going in here, so lets get one!

    I'll aim to make this one a weekly contest, I advise posting early and often as well as being as creative as possible. I've seen Caption Contests from a lot of folks on this BBS, and you guys can be absolutely hilarious!

    Now, if someone else was running a Caption contest here, I don't want to step on anybody's toes. PM me please.

    Now, onto the Game...

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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    O'Brien: The Transporter.

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  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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  9. ares93

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    oh man, rush i going to have your head for that. :lol:
     
  10. LeadHead

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  13. alte

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

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  14. ares93

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Mine, Back Off...

    that, my friend. looks scary. but i wholeheartedly agree with the statement :lol:

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    Re: DS9 Caption Contest #1: Klingon Wingman...

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  16. AdmiralGarak

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    We had one for years. It seems to have died off in recent months, though.


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