Does It Get Better???

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by AdmiralScreed, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    But then I'd have to de-flab.. would it be worth it to go to all that boring effort just to save Troi..

    And what would I do with her once I had her. Keep her in chocolate and eventually go Vulky repressing my feelings so she would stop talking about them all the time. It would be doomed, but not until the honeymoon on Risa was over.

    During the honeymoon we.. oh never mind, enough of TNG in the VOY forum, enough I say!

    :eek:

    That's completely brilliant!!

    What a sicko.

    That would have added some great nefariousness.
     
  2. Melakon

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    In the words of the Tamarians, "Sokath, his eyes uncovered!"
     
  3. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Men should use cute furry animals to get women more often.

    You know what really gets to me? Men who hate cats. What are they, idiots?
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    Unless we find ourselves in a Resolutions thread, whenever I say "that Monkey" who I am actually talking about is Will Riker. With the exception of when he's temporarily and artificially smooth as an androids bum, that MONKEY has more hair on the back of his hands than on his face.
     
  5. Melakon

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    Here you go.

    [​IMG]

    This is Cleo, who came to live with me about 4 years ago, after I saw she'd been on the Humane Society's website for a month. She's about 9 years old now.

    Her best trick is bugging me for 5 minutes until I serve her favorite treats.

    And she just now went into her act.
     
  6. teacake

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    Hey Melakon you should post in the Feline Follies thread in Misc, they love to hear about rescue cats or any cats!
     
  7. Melakon

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    Maybe, but I don't have any recent photos due to no camera. That's the original HS photo I saw, and had followed her status for a couple of weeks. I'd had a dog die 6 weeks earlier, and was going nuts without an animal around.
     
  8. teacake

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    Oh well you don't have to post endless pics.. people just like a nice cat story :)
     
  9. Melakon

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    Done, and thanks.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    I slept in once and some cats I was looking after while house sitting started eating me.

    My armpits are half an inch deeper than they should be.

    Pets I'm guessing are just for people who can't be bothered paying for funerals.

    Of course if your loved ones wander around your apartment and collect all the scat, they could I suppose put that in your coffin?
     
  11. Melakon

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    I had one cat who would always start licking my hair after I showered. Then she'd bite my head. Must have triggered some nursing instinct, or she hated my shampoo.

    AdmiralScreed is probably going to yell at us again for derailing his thread.
     
  12. teacake

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    We'll just tell him no, it doesn't get better.
     
  13. AdmiralScreed

    AdmiralScreed Captain Captain

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    Oh, but it does get better. 6 seasons later I am certain of that.

    This thread should have really been renamed a long time ago. More my Voyager watch/review thread now.

    And yes, you folks are gonna be assimilated for derailing my thread...who would like to be the first volunteer?
     
  14. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    :: shoves Guy into the Borg pit ::

    There ya go.
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    There are secondary assimilation nodules in their arm pits?

    It must be really unusual for Seven to shave in there is she keeps contacting metal against metal, or is there some factoid I'm forgetting about how shaving has evolved in the last 4 hundred years?
     
  16. R. Star

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    I love cats. I don't like dogs though at all, but I think the root of my phobia starts at when I was mauled by a dog when I was a kid!
     
  17. AdmiralScreed

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    You're getting assimilated next!!!
     
  18. Josan

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    I'm the opposite. I love dogs. Cats on the other hand...

    And Screed, "Assimilate this!"
     
  19. teacake

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    Unwanted body hair is jut stopped dead before it emerges in the future. You can turn it back on again if you want. OR you can stimulate it in areas it is normally sparse. Teenage fads are more repulsive in the future.
     
  20. R. Star

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    Wait, I'm getting assimilated by Screed because I don't like dogs... but Josan is killing Screed on my behalf because he does? I'm confused. :confused:
     

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