Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Locutus of Bored, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. TheBrew

    TheBrew Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
     
  2. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    I sell my emerald for as much nose candy as I can get.
     
  3. Holdfast

    Holdfast Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Locutus - pick this guy. He'll help, but since he's going to sacrifice himself, we won't need to give him a share of the spoils.
     
  4. ares93

    ares93 Commodore Commodore

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    I have a -99 Skoda Pickup you can barrow. :lol: but i'm afraid it would move at all after loading that bloody thing on it. 1.9 diesel goes a long way, you know.
     
  5. Deckerd

    Deckerd Fleet Arse Premium Member

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    This sounds exactly like a conversation between JD and Turk.


    For my part, I have a slow pickup and a couple of whippets. Any use?
     
  6. ShamelessMcBundy

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    And it'll bring a tear to all of our eyes, and in the end, they'll buy a bar and name it after you.
     
  7. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Vice Admiral Admiral

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    i wana carve the big emerald into 7 chaos emeralds to fuel my evil robotic army
     
  8. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Co-Founder of ISIS Moderator

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    Illegal drugs? Not on my watch. This is a drug free criminal enterprise.

    Welcome to the fold, brother. Upon your sacrifice for the greater good of me you will receive 72 virgin daiquiris and a pair a dice... or something.

    Dog bombs in case the police have themselves an RV?

    [​IMG]

    I think we're on sound ethical ground, here.
     
  9. TheBrew

    TheBrew Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Man, I would be (un)living the dream, then.
     
  10. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is logical Admiral

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    I can smuggle that emerald out of the room in my cleavage. Would that help?
     
  11. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    IT's on then, good. Where and when do I meet you guys?

    I am the driver so I choose the music
     
  12. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    This pickup truck better have wi-fi.
     
  13. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's a sexy distraction.
     
  14. Kirby

    Kirby Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Deliver it to my boat, I'll take it out to international waters... for safe keeping...
     
  15. Australis

    Australis Writer Admiral

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    Hmm, I'm not sure. We'd better have a look at your cleavage to be sure... :devil:
     
  16. Captain Ice

    Captain Ice Cookie Constructor Moderator

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    How many vehicles are we taking?

    I'm bringing one and Gaseous Anomaly is bringing another...