Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Locutus of Bored, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Norf Remembers Moderator

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    I feel it's my duty to liberate The Precious from the dishonest swindlers and bandits fighting for control of her. Call it thievery for justice. Rob from the rich and give to the poor*... more or less.

    I also need a wheelman... or wheelwoman; this is an equal opportunity illegal venture. I can't promise that you'll make it out alive, but I can promise that if you die I'll enjoy your share in your stead, so it won't go to waste.

    Oh, and when the guy disabling the alarm at the Sheriff's Department impound finishes his job, go ahead and kill him so there's more of a cut for us.

    * = Me.
     
  2. Flashover

    Flashover Lieutenant Commander

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    I have a black helicopter that travels faster than the speed of plot, carries more firepower than most second-world nations and nearly unlimited range.

    Will that work?
     
  3. Jetfire

    Jetfire Guest

    That thing looks like a prop from Smallville. :lol:
     
  4. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Norf Remembers Moderator

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    You're in.

    I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

    BTW, if you want in and need to find me, look for the bald guy laughing maniacally about how my evil plan can't possibly fail this time.


    On a side note, CNN now is saying that the Bahia Emerald is worth $800 million, not that $400 million dollar chump-change quoted in the article. It almost wasn't worth stealing for such a pittance, but now I'm really motivated.
     
  5. Holdfast

    Holdfast Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I really, really hope this guy claiming ownership is just making the story up. How fucking ballsy would that be? Imagine if he ends up convincing the court. Con of the Century, for sure.

    As for Locutus' Heist of the Century, I'm in. I can prescribe all manner of anaesthetic agents with which to incapacitate any guards... :lol:
     
  6. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Norf Remembers Moderator

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    As always, your unadulterated glee at the prospect of chaos inspires me. You're like my muse of bedlam.

    Can they be administered via blowdarts? Because that would be pretty fucking ninja.

    Plus, I've always wanted to tell someone "Too bad. You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos." I figure the randomness of it will scare the guards into submission while they slip away to sleep.
     
  7. Collingwood Nick

    Collingwood Nick Vice Admiral Admiral

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    If you need a fast driver, I'm your man
     
  8. ancientone51

    ancientone51 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Always like green sparkly things...if you need me, I'm in.

    Not sure what I can do, maybe play the old lady in need of help, or the rich old lady who will not take that from the help. I can be a distraction.
     
  9. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell Comfortably Numb Premium Member

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    Has the slot for fast-talking, wise-cracking computer hacker been taken yet? I need Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.
     
  10. Holdfast

    Holdfast Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Midazolam = Job Done. IM administration via blow-dart would work a treat. :D

    :guffaw: :techman:
     
  11. Kestrel

    Kestrel Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sorry, no use for the Venture.

    But that thing should be on display in a museum, not sold and cut up into pieces.
     
  12. Captain Ice

    Captain Ice Cookie Constructor Moderator

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    I'm only a 6 hour drive from that courthouse, can get a cargo van, and know where I can get my hands on all the weaponry we'll need...
     
  13. Gaseous Anomaly

    Gaseous Anomaly Pimpin' Robot Admiral Premium Member

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    I have a 4x4 3/4 ton pickup, however that looks like a lawn tractor will carry it off. Count me in if you like!

    Did I mention I know several spec ops guys that can help.
     
  14. Vendikarr

    Vendikarr Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    You guys can all go and try your heist. I just wanna buy the movie rights to the story.
     
  15. Australis

    Australis Writer Admiral

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    What you need.. is some Leverage.
     
  16. The Badger

    The Badger Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Have you got a really hot chick in a skin-tight shiny black latex catsuit, who can back-flip between laser beams, slither through air vents, and hang upside down in a leather harness?

    It doesn't matter if you need her on the heist or not. Just send me the security footage.
     
  17. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Vice Admiral Admiral

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    military trained marksman seeks position in big green rock heist
     
  18. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Norf Remembers Moderator

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    OPRAH MODE ACTIVATED

    You're getting an emerald!

    You're getting an emerald!

    You're getting an emerald!

    You're getting an emerald!

    You're getting an emerald!

    You're getting an emerald!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    With those emeralds, i can open the Gates of Karesh!


    Oh, i'm sorry. Do you not need an evil villian?
     
  20. Australis

    Australis Writer Admiral

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    I'm sure we can rustle up a team of high tech geeks who can manipulate computers, misdirect video feeds, fake images, etc etc. :D