Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

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  1. blablover5

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    I've got a great idea for a sitcom, or maybe I'm just messing with you. :evil:
     
  2. Hermiod

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    Hopefully the latter. Omny doesn't need me cramping his style.
     
  3. Omnius

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    I have no style you can cramp, so I'm up for it. ;)
     
  4. Hermiod

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    I have negative style. That's my mutant power. I make people near me less cool.
     
  5. Omnius

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    No that's just newbie fear. It wears off quickly, I promise. :)
     
  6. Hermiod

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    You obviously missed the episode of Happy Days I guest starred in where I stood next to the Fonz and he morphed in to Potsie.
     
  7. the 4th hanson bro

    the 4th hanson bro No one can resist my Schweddy balls! Moderator

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    My teen years were the 80s. Missed it by "that much".


    In an attempt to drag this back on topic, my senior year in college I walked a girl to her apartment after a party. She invited me in for a beer. At that point, one more wasn't going to make much difference. :lol:

    We were sitting on her couch and she reached over, took my glasses off and said "You won't be needing these".

    Drunkl and waterbed aren't a good mix. I think I felt the motion for a week afterward. :lol:
     
  8. blablover5

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    You know if anyone can make Henry Winkler look cool, you're the God of Cool.
     
  9. Hermiod

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    Nonsense, he's got the leather jacket and everything. Plus he can make records play just by hitting the jukebox.
     
  10. blablover5

    blablover5 Admiral Admiral

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    So would the updated Fonzie get Mp3s to play just by mind control? Maybe throwing the iPod across the room?
     
  11. Rÿcher

    Rÿcher Fleet Captain

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    Y'know, I really expected to don my gay asbestos apparel after telling of my experience.

    either you want to leave it alone al-a the elephant in the middle of the room or you're that tolerant or you just really don't give a shit.

    whatever. thanks for not flaming.
     
  12. The Squire of Gothos

    The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Surely not!

    The next lady I snagged had inverted nipples, but I was sober for those.
     
  13. the 4th hanson bro

    the 4th hanson bro No one can resist my Schweddy balls! Moderator

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    some of column A, some of column B.

    There's a pretty diverse group here that for the most part is pretty tolerant.
     
  14. An Officer

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    There are some stories you should enter into It Never Happened book, which then ought to be burned to ashes.

    (Not that inverted nipples are a measure of a person, that goes without saying. I'm only talking generally.)
     
  15. Philo

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    I've had my share of "hot" experiences, but unlike my romantic experiences, I think I'll keep those to myself. I will only mention the words bus shelter, shag carpeting, cars and the phrase "not in front of my parent's house", forests and mosquitoes, telephones and multitasking, bi-curiosity, the back of fabric stores, photographs, and April O'Neil costumes.

    Oh my!
     
  16. An Officer

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    You should do a separate entry for each one. This is totally the place for those. :D
     
  17. Alidar Jarok

    Alidar Jarok Everything in moderation but moderation Moderator

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    tease

    Sadly, I'm really only curious about the April O'Neil costume ;)
     
  18. Philo

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    :lol:

    I could explain (all of them) in more detail, but it might be better just to use your imagination. :D
     
  19. An Officer

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    ^ I think you stumbled into the "romance" thread by accident. :p
     
  20. Philo

    Philo Commodore Commodore

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    ^ What? Truth be told, I'm not sure I've had any "hot" experiences that weren't also romantic. Well, any where I could keep it up anyhow. ;)

    God, I'm such a damn girl. :lol: