Do Klingons need anti-virus software?

Discussion in 'Science and Technology' started by Bellamy, May 18, 2009.

  1. Bellamy

    Bellamy Cadet Newbie

    Joined:
    May 18, 2009
    Location:
    Reading
    Doesn't look like this has officially launched yet, but you can certainly download it - and it is in Klingon! (as far as my feeble attempts to read it can see)

    Yep, Klingon antivirus software - whatever next? A Ferengi defragger?

    http://www.sophos.com/klingon
     
  2. Lindley

    Lindley Moderator with a Soul Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2001
    Location:
    Bonney Lake, WA
    Beware! Without it, your keyboard may become flat.
     
  3. That Weirdo In The Corner

    That Weirdo In The Corner Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Location:
    Scotland
    The Klingons Don't but the aliens in Independence Day do.
     
  4. Bellamy

    Bellamy Cadet Newbie

    Joined:
    May 18, 2009
    Location:
    Reading
    :klingon:

    I love the readme which comes with it:

    Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
    the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
    Has anyone actually tried it against real viruses yet?
     
  5. Jadzia

    Jadzia on holiday Premium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2008
    Location:
    England
    Like the Levodian flu? :lol:
     
  6. Orne

    Orne Lieutenant Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2008
    Well, here's hoping this Klingon anti-virus program is better developed than than Tribble-predators, otherwise a legion of their best warriors will descend upon the hacker's planet to eradicate everyone!
     

Share This Page