Cumberbatch's 'Instrument'

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Transwarp Drive, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Fruitcake

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    Such turgid prose in this thread!

    :: fans self ::
     
  2. DaveyNY

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    I came in here expecting to find a climactic conversation about horn blowing...

    Instead, what I come upon, appears to be a bunch of skin flutes all outta tune, attempting to out-perform each other while creating a cacophony of Jizz.

    I feel sooo dirty.

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  4. Temis the Vorta

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    Yeah but it's funnier to ignore that part. Dya really think Pine was unaware of how that sounded? ;)
     
  5. Temis the Vorta

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    Same here, but it's just one movie and there are plenty of guys who are much prettier in it. You can always cross your eyes or squint when Cumberbund gets a closeup to lessen the trauma.
     
  6. Therin of Andor

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    Australian fans have had a running gag about "Joachim's control of his instrument" ever since Judson Scott used the exact same expression during his session at Con Amore, Brisbane, 1985.

    We thought it might be a Julliard thing.
     
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  8. UFO

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    :guffaw:

    Exactly! But unfortunately that photo does run the risk of encouraging a new round of comments disparaging his appearance, from certain quarters ... again.
     
  9. Fruitcake

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    He looks like a Tellarite with hayfever in that pic!!

    Happy now?
     
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    I bet there's fanfiction about that on Tumblr. There is about everyone else. *shrugs*
     
  11. UFO

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    :lol:

    Of course. Speculating on which character he's playing is fine. :p
     
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    This thread kept reminding me of this song so here it is, maybe now it will get out of my head!

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