Cumberbatch's 'Instrument'

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by Transwarp Drive, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Transwarp Drive

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  2. King Daniel Beyond

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    :guffaw:What were you watching him do??
     
  3. Transwarp Drive

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    Sounds like they all had a gay old time making this movie.

    'Engayge'
     
  4. teacake

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    Well let's hope so.
     
  5. Miss Lemon

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    I have to admit this is exciting news, but I'd rather have him watch Spock's instrument.
     
  6. JarodRussell

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    LOL, never read an interview of him. It's like he's drunk or something. :guffaw:
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    "Instrument" is an an actor euphemism for skills/ability/talent/technique. All he's saying is Cumberbatch is a really good actor.
     
  8. Miss Lemon

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    Okay, let me rephrase: I would rather have him praise Spock's ability and technique.
     
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  9. teacake

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    I'd rather he praised his instrument. Who needs precision when you get can have interpretation.
     
  10. Saul

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    Well that was a very poor penis joke, Sir.
     
  11. Nerys Myk

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    I was hoping to get a rise out of it.
     
  12. teacake

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    "..he has a great command of his penis or whatever the hell you want to call it. He's formidable"

    Such an improvement!

    And who knows Miss Lemon maybe after ST:XI you will very very fine about this being Pine about Cumberbatch rather than Spock :D
     
  13. Procutus

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    It's a rather stiff way of looking at things, don't you think?


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  14. teacake

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    OH enough with this coyness.

    We all want to know who Batchie is going to be the most slash friendly with. I'm going for NuKirk because you have the dark and the light. The villain and the farmboy. The experienced master and the upstart padawan. Now personally this is not that great for me as I am the only female ever who hasn't found Cumberbatch hot but I'm quite open to dramatically changing my mind. The stills we've gotten so far haven't exactly done that but there's more to a man than his face.
     
  15. Shanndee

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    Ah, I'm glad that you are open to seeing the light Teacake! I look forward to seeing your response once you have seen the whole package! ;-)
     
  16. teacake

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    Well Sherlocke did not convince me, in fact I found looking at him uhh.. kind of unbearable.

    But yes, I am always open to being convinced that someone is hot. Even someone I thought of as the anti-hot. My preference would be to be able to see EVERYONE as hot and though I think I come close some days there are always surprising folk who don't make the grade.
     
  17. Transwarp Drive

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    Is it possible we'll see Kirk getting slapped around the face with Cumberbatch's instrument?

    I suspect we'll see Cumberbatch's use of his instrument in some sort of wrestling scene in the Federation's only baby oil producing facility before Kirk gets the scene ending money shot; Spock appears behind Kirk and gives a gravely injured Kirk some mouth to mouth resuscitation before taking him back to the big E where, after Kirk recovers, they discuss the matter playing 3D chess in the onboard bar, The Blue Oyster.

    Cumberbatch's instrument becomes revered across the Alpha Quadrant and the final scene is some hand to hand combat, with Spock, with Cumberbatch deploying his instrument at Uranus......
     
  18. Set Harth

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    You're being too subtle.
     
  19. Transwarp Drive

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    That moment one realises they've lived with crude, crass and relatively cretinous people in Antipodean 'bliss' for too long.....
     
  20. Nerys Myk

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    Don't be so hard.
     

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