Could there be a most attractive DS9 male?

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  1. Bad Thoughts

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    I had previously contemplated the complexity of such a contest given the large number of recurring characters in the DS9 universe. I noticed a similar thread in another forum, and I thought I would give this ago. Indeed, I would think that the numbers would need to be reduced in several rounds, perhaps grouping them together as such:

    Hew-Mon Division
    Benjamin Sisko
    Jake Sisko
    Joseph Sisko
    Julian Bashir
    Miles O'Brien
    Adm. William Ross
    Michael Eddington
    Sloan


    Ferengi Division
    Quark
    Rom
    Nog
    Zek
    Brunt

    Cardassian Division
    Dukat
    Dumar
    Garak
    Rusot
    Enabran Tain
    Evek

    Bajoran Division
    Shakaar Edon
    Bareil Antos
    Solbor

    Klingon Division
    Worf
    Martok
    Gowron

    The following automatically advance to the final round, representing their species:
    Odo (Changeling Division)
    Weyoun, all iterations (Vorta Division)
    Jem-hadar fighter, Omet'iklan iteration (Jem'hadar division)
    Thot Pran (Breen division)
    Morn (barfly division)
    Vic Fontaine (photonic division)

    Each division would produce one winner, who would move to the final round.

    Any thoughts? Is this a complete list?
     
  2. IzzyAtWarp9

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    Julian.
    Just, always for everything forever.
    If I had to choose from each division though.


    Ferengi Division - I personally just don't find Ferengi attractive at all.

    Cardassian Division - Hmmm...Dukat kind of seasons 1 and 2 but Garak probably more in the later seasons. The whole 'Psycho destroy all Bajorans' thing kinda is hard to avoid.

    Bajoran Division - Shakaar I guess

    Klingon Division - Gowron. I dunno why. It might be the freaky eyes I just like ;)


    But overall, Julian.
     
  3. VXX

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    o'brien, we have something in common
     
  4. Pondwater

    Pondwater Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Overall: Sisko. Ben Sisko.
     
  5. _C_

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    You forgot to add Mora Pol to the Bajoran division ;P Hey, I think he's aging quite well!
     
  6. Infern0

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    Ben Sisko for human, he's got the looks and the charisma, actually maybe Vic should be in this section, if so maybe him instead

    Ferrengi i'll go quark

    Cardassian has to be Garak imo, he's the dark mysterious type

    Bajoran i dunno, Shakar?

    Klingon, Worf definatley

    Out of the rest Vic wins hands down but if not then i'll pick Odo
     
  7. Fruitcake

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    Throw all those Bajorans out the airlock.

    And Quark WINS the final and I have his latinum to prove it!
     
  8. JirinPanthosa

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    Don't know if heterosexual males are allowed to vote. But when I attempt to take the perspective of fictional female characters I may be writing about, the only human in the group I can imagine them being attracted to is Sisko.

    Ferengi division, if we're talking about a Ferengi female it'd be either Quark or Zek, and only Zek because of his insane amount of wealth.

    Cardassian division, pre-crazies Dukat.

    Klingon division, Martok.

    Bajoran division, I don't know if we've met an attractive Bajoran male in the series. Maybe one of Kira's old friends from the resistance.
     
  9. Bad Thoughts

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    I don't think being heterosexual precludes you from having an opinion. Just think of who you would want to be in the DS9 universe.
     
  10. jpv2000

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    Exactly and I would want to be Ben Sisko.
     
  11. R. Star

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    This really does shine a spotlight on how few Bajorans there are in the series.
     
  12. Bad Thoughts

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    There were no attractive Bajoran men like there were Bajoran women, that's for sure. In part, it might be because guest and recuring characters either served as love interests for Kira, were elder statemes or clerics, or they were really Dukat. It didn't help that the men's militia uniform was never updated.
     
  13. Fruitcake

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    OH yeah THAT GUY. Scruffy, bit fattish, rogueish but good natured dude guy. Resistance. Murdered. He was rather nice. But his wife was way hotter.
     
  14. Bad Thoughts

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    No, he was rounded up and executed by Gul Lowselfesteem like all the hot guys.
     
  15. Fruitcake

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    Suddenly all that NuTrek bitching makes sense.
     
  16. Bad Thoughts

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    Does this have something to do with all the dudes with TMJ (sic)?
     
  17. Fruitcake

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    That jaw thing?

    Does this have anything to do with Annie Hall?
     
  18. The Caretaker

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    Damar for me. I genuinely thought Casey Biggs was a handsome man, which was clear when he appeared out of make-up. No idea what he looks like these days!
     
  19. Mrs. Bashir

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    Julian, most definitely Julian;)
     
  20. R. Star

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    ^
    With that name, I never would have guessed. ;)

    Welcome to the board!