Confession: Why I am now 7/R

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  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    What on earth would you or any woman do with two husbands?
     
  2. teacake

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    Well you've got your couch potato husband for companionship in the evening and your handyman husband who mows and stuff and your money making husband you never have to see who appreciates the pressure being off because others are companioning and mowing.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm aware of the Queen Bee Philosophy.
     
  4. Melakon

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    She stands there, posed silently, as she watches them beat each other off. I mean, she watches them fight each other.

    If there's no hierarchy in the Federation, how the hell are all those guys winning at poker with a straight?
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Foreign sovereign power.

    Every deck of cards is an embassy.
     
  6. R. Star

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    Janeway and Riker would make a GREAT couple.

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    Just look at how adoringly she looks at him. To say nothing of it looks like she's interested in something down below! And they have so much in common. They both talk down to their peers in condescending terms. They don't respect unconventional life forms as Riker phasered his own clone and Janeway killed Tuvix. The only problem I see is she'll have a hard time finding a platform to stand on that will make her taller than Riker!

    Jerk on Jerk relationship! A match made in hea-- hell! :p
     
  7. teacake

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    You are a very bad man R. Star.
     
  8. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I used to have this beautiful girlfriend who would have to look towards the ceiling to talk to me, but after she had used me up, her next boyfriend was about 8 inches short than I am.

    A year later at a wedding, after looking practically at the floor during every conversation with this man she "loved" it seemed like that she had developed a hunch, and and shrunk 4 inches herself.

    No one ever talks about how sexy posture is, but if you have to spend your life stooping to be on some midgets eye level, you're nearly half the woman you should be and that's quite unforgivable.
     
  9. teacake

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    I was going to say but men stoop all the time to talk to much shorter female partners but then I remembered men don't bother looking women in the eyes.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    Men and lesbians.

    I guess with lesbians it would be worse as both sides of the relationship are objectifying wholesale the others boobies to the point that they're always accidentally bumping heads because everywhere is an obstructed view.
     
  11. Melakon

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    She could wear out two men in the same night.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's the stupidest thing women have ever done, demanding to get on top and do all the work.

    Isn't it nice to just lay there and ruminate sometimes?
     
  13. teacake

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    If the job isn't being done properly it's better to do it yourself and if that means doing all the work so be it.
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    "Properly"?

    I don't understand.

    With men it's just a mechanical process.
     
  15. teacake

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    Yes well that's why it's better if they are ruminators.
     
  16. Gov Kodos

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    Flying by instruments alone is a tricky business best done by experienced pilots. Sure any idiot can keep things in the air, but proper take off and landing needs someone who knows what they are doing.
     
  17. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I saw a movie the other night...

    "What?! No! What?! The clitoris is already impossibly small! You can't then go and divide it further into four quadrants!!!!"
     
  18. Gov Kodos

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    Sounds like the cool version of what the average tourist wishes his trip to Brazil's Carnival had been.
     
  19. R. Star

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    Hey, don't get mad at me! All the signs were right there on the screen. And bad? Most people happen to think I'm quite the gentleman! :p
     
  20. Guy Gardener

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    You'd get more tail if they thought that you were a bad man.