Confession: Why I am now 7/R

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  1. R. Star

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    Well that would improve morale.
     
  2. Melakon

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  3. Fruitcake

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    Enough with the boys. ENOUGH.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2MNNjjhikY[/yt]
     
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  5. Taylirious

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    I didn't read all of this but RIKER!!!!!!!!1!? 7/D any day of the week. I mean Seven + Data, although Seven + Deanna has wonderful potential! :D

    ETA: My approved SHIPS per series; 7/Spock - 7/Data - 7/Jadzia - 7/Janeway or EMH - 7/Sato or Mayweather.
     
  6. R. Star

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    Seven + Data = cybersex... haha, get it?
     
  7. Melakon

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    Seven + Picard. At least they'd have something in common.
     
  8. Fruitcake

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    Oh you are so hilarious. I am like, laughing.

    My jest may be backfiring on me.

    The sparkling afterglow conversation..

    "This one time, when I was Borg.."
     
  9. Melakon

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    Picard was the Borg King for a while. He takes Seven as his consort and she becomes the Queen.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    Necrocybersex.

    I could understand if you didn't know she was dead, it just happened, but Data has been dead for the last 10 years.

    I suppose anyone could use their corpses for marionette's and put on a sexy side show for the rubes?

    Meh.
     
  11. R. Star

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    Yeah because random pairings follow canon or book canon to the very last detail. ;)
     
  12. Fruitcake

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    My favorite ship is Janeway/NuKirk.. timeline shmimeline.
     
  13. Avon

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    literal shipping: 7 could use that shrunken runabout from a ds9 episode as a sex toy
     
  14. Fruitcake

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    Why bother when there's so many leola roots unwanted in the kitchen?
     
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    :barf2:
     
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    No offence to that Monkey's fortitude, honesty and righteousness, but he was probably still dreaming about how perfect Min was for him on his honeymoon to Dee.
     
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    That might be embarrassing at the wrong time: "Oh, that was great, Min... uh, Deanna."
     
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    Why would ANYONE want to be in a relationship with a Betazoid.

    Yes it would be embarrassing but it wouldn't matter if he managed not to say it, the emotional "oh shit" moment he'd have about almost saying the wrong name would be enough to alert her. And then there would be a long mid-coital conversation about why he was feeling embarrassed and secretive.
     
  20. Melakon

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    Which would result in a situation similar to a trititanium bar transforming into a limp noodle.