Confession: Why I am now 7/R

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by teacake, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. lurok

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    You are so evil. I was despairing you'd had some weird Damascene conversion. But of course the date is a giveaway :)
     
  2. teacake

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    That and Nemesis being my fourth favorite Trek movie after Insurrection.. I mean what kind of insanity would that be?
     
  3. lurok

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    Hey, you could have been the pod teacake. I still think Clegg's 'she will adapt' was perfection though. Frakes never appeared with Ryan, did he? Only Season 2 (Death Wish)?
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    HA!!!! I sometimes call Riker a monkey. It just feels right. But he played the marvel "supervillain" "High evolutionary" in Superhero squad a couple years back... Not a monkey anymore. :)

    Where was I?

    He produced 13 episodes of Leverage, and at least one of them had Jeri Ryan in it.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1481064/

    So, John could have worked with Jeri and had complete power over how he worked with her if he could be bothered, but chose not to.
     
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  5. teacake

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    He gives you ALL the finger.
     
  6. Avon

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    oooh exposed shoulderpad! how erotic!
     
  7. R. Star

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    I always thought caveman Riker was so much more pleasant than the regular one.
     
  8. Jeri

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    I never thought about it before, but I like it; Wil's big enough for her. Remember how he fell for the not-so androgynous chick; he can do pretty much anything.
     
  9. R. Star

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    William T. Riker: If there's an orifice he can get into, he's gonna tap it.
     
  10. Jeri

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    ^ Not so; he wouldn't take on Jutta unless it was her choice, too. He fell in love with the androgynous girl.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    You're forgetting an important character.

    Pulaski screaming "Get your damn Borg hands off my man you blonde bitch!"

    (It would be Priceless to see Will call Pulaski "Mom".)
     
  12. R. Star

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    For teacake...

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    Someone photoshopped this during the latest tng caption contest.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    But Riker is only looking at Janeway like that because he's already slept with Bev.
     
  14. teacake

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    I want the Janeway image switched so it's Bev she's whistling at!
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    Beverly is a homophobe.
     
  16. teacake

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    But she has beautiful hair.
     
  17. CorporalClegg

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    When Turbolifts Collide On the next Geraldo.
     
  18. JanewayRulz!

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    Don't you mean... SHE'S already slept with Bev????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSosVi8UaAU

    Women of Ireland... ;) (No Fairhaven in sight!)

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSosVi8UaAU[/yt]
     
  19. Guy Gardener

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    You haven't seen TNG The Host?

    They stick Bev's trill Lover in Riker after the symbiotes host dies, and then Riker gets a back seat while Bev Fracks his meat packaged around the slug in Riker's belly. After three days of constant rutting, the Trill governments ships in a permanent replacement host, where-after Bev is standing there in her office, licking her lips gagging to see what the chassis around her boyfriend's outer visage fa├žade is going to look like and how it is going to drill her with giggly anticipation because Bev has always been a good girl and never had an ethical out that would allow her three cocks to play with in the span of just one week before.

    She barely cares what the new host will look like because frankly no one has touched her since her husband died and sex isn't unpleasant, However...

    The new host is a girl.

    "Oh, um.. No... I can't cope with all the uncertainty and surprise and eeeew. Just step off."
     
  20. R. Star

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    Well it's not Bev's fault Picard was a tease for six seasons before he finally got the courage to Make It So in season 7.