Cinemasins: Everything wrong with Star Trek Beyond

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by wayoung, Dec 13, 2016.

  1. wayoung

    wayoung Captain Captain

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    Well, we've already got the HISHE, now it's time for the "Everything wrong with..." .

     
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  2. Kirks_Flying_Wig

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    Amusing, and surprising how many sins he took off.
     
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  3. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Seventeen minutes.

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  4. Markonian

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    Awesome!
     
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  5. wayoung

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    I enjoyed the mashes at the end. Usually I don't bother to watch them, just close the window after the sentencing, but they were great.
     
  6. Serveaux

    Serveaux The Wind Premium Member

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    Who the fuck are these guys?
     
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  7. Dales

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    I like cinemawins better. I hope they do their own video about STB
     
  8. Katie_nyc_

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    Watched it on the shitter this morning. Made me chuckle.
     
  9. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Admiral Admiral

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    Should I worry about your health, given you were apparently taking a shit for nearly twenty minutes?
     
  10. Katie_nyc_

    Katie_nyc_ Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    I take my time.
     
  11. Pubert

    Pubert Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Excellent piece of video. Thanks for posting that. I liked his views on NuSulu.
     
  12. Crazy Eddie

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    He caught one of my favorite things about this movie:

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  13. Pubert

    Pubert Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I was actually talking about the reviewers views on Takeis view of NuSulu in Beyond. Pretty funny. But I think the scene you are posting here was one of the few interesting scenes you could do without effects.
     
  14. Mage

    Mage Commodore Commodore

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    I've grown quite tired of CinemaSins, but this one was actually kinda funny again.
     
  15. wayoung

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    I was hoping for an honest trailer this week, finish the trifecta, but no luck.
     
  16. shivkala

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    I always say, if I can watch the CinemaSins and say, "Yes, but it was still enjoyable," that marks a good movie. Beyond passed that test. Yes, it has flaws (a friend and I debated this when it came out), but I thought it was ultimately very enjoyable and a worthy successor to Star Trek (2009).
     
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  17. grendelsbayne

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    "This girl lied to Kirk, but she did it for good reasons yet apparently I'm supposed to be glad she's dying."

    Ummm... What good reasons? Piracy, murder and terrorism?
     
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  18. Mage

    Mage Commodore Commodore

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    Exactly!! These days, if a movie has flaws, people seem to think it's horrible and rubbish and should be burned. Nothing in life is perfect. To a degree, I can accept the flaws if the movie itself had me cheering, crying, terrified, horrified, shocked or any other way touched.
     
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  19. fireproof78

    fireproof78 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    That's a great way to put it. So often the films that I enjoy often have the longest lists of film mistakes, errors, editing, or whathaveyou. That's part of the art of film is not just what the story and characters are, but how they engage me in a way that I can ignore the flaws.

    Why is usually why my list of films that I like exists in at a weird right angle to other views :D
     
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