Child Swallows 37 Magnets

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  1. Servo

    Servo Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Well played, sir. :lol:
     
  2. SmoothieX

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    I was just going to post something to that effect.

    Try not to swallow any magnets on the way to the parking lot...
     
  3. TheBrew

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    I'm glad my subtle joke did not go unnoticed. :p
     
  4. Trekker4747

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    Well, you put into perspective, Randal.

    ;)
     
  5. SmoothieX

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    I'm not even supposed to be here today.
     
  6. TheBrew

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    Me neither, but my boss is out of town.
     
  7. nightwind1

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    I bet she'll be very attractive when she grows up.
     
  8. Tora Ziyal

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    But wouldn't it be ironic if her personality turned out to be polarizing?
     
  9. scotpens

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    Too subtle for me, I’m afraid. :confused:
     
  10. Trekker4747

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    It's from the movie "Clerks." In it the main character, Dante, gets into a fight with his girlfriend after he discovers she's given 37 blowjobs (which she doesn't count as sex.) He rants about this to a random customer in the store, "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" The customer responds with a shocked, "In a row?!"

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ[/yt]

    (Warning: Offensive language.)
     
  11. SmoothieX

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    Bunch of savages in this town.
     
  12. Trekker4747

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    Well, I do believe in a ruling class, especially since I rule.

    And let us not forget, Clerks probably brought us one of the best scenes in cinema history.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog[/yt]
     
  13. TheBrew

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    As a contractor, I know the risks I'm taking. This giant laser won't build itself!
     
  14. Rachet

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    Natural selection at its best. Nuff said. You're supposed to keep everything "bite size" up where a set of tiny fingers ~CAN'T~ get at it, especially so quickly it can get by a set of (allegedly) concerned parents. Morons. Next time, I pray for holiday-weekend traffic and more hospital cutbacks. And a requirement that anyone having kids needs to pass an oral (and/or written) I.Q. test and a home visit.
     

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