"Caretaker" Line-by-Line

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Paris: Dazzling, aren't they? As bright as a Kolaiden diamond.
     
  2. CoveTom

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    ^ Whoopsie. Jumped ahead a little bit. The next line should have been:

    KIM: How much for the entire tray?
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    You are totally right.

    Quark: Cash or Credit?

     
  4. BlueStuff

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    QUARK: Brighter.
     
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Paris: Hard to believe you can find them on any planet in the system.
     
  6. CoveTom

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    QUARK: That's an exaggeration.
     
  7. BlueStuff

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    PARIS: You know, there's a shop at the Volnar Colony that sells a dozen assorted shapes for one Cardassian lek. How much are you selling these for?
     
  8. leandar

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    Quark: We were just about to negotiate the price.
     
  9. BlueStuff

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    PARIS: Come on.
    (Paris leads young Kim away from the bar.)
     
  10. Ziz

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    (Paris leads Harry away from the bar)

    KIM: Thanks.
     
  11. Athena28

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    PARIS: Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?
     
  12. Ziz

    Ziz Commodore Commodore

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    QUARK: (under his breath) Fuck you.

    Not in the episode - saw it on a bootleg blooper/outtake tape. ;)

    OK, real next line...

    (Paris and Kim enter Sickbay. The doctor and a Vulcan nurse are dealing with a patient on a biobed.)
    DOCTOR: Run a level three diagnostic, just to be sure. Can I help you?
     
  13. BlueStuff

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    That would've been a great moment, if only they'd left it in.

    PARIS: Tom Paris, reporting on board.
     
  14. Athena28

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    DOCTOR: Oh yes. The observer.
     
  15. BlueStuff

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    PARIS: That's me. As a matter of fact, I seem to be observing some kind of problem right now, Doctor.
     
  16. Athena28

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    I was a surgeon at the hospital on Caldik Prime the same time you were stationed there. We never actually met. Your medical records have arrived from your last posting, Mr. Paris.
     
  17. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    (Finishing human Doctor: Everything seems to be in order. The Captain asked if you were on board. You should check in with her.)


    KIM: Er, I haven't paid my respects to the Captain yet either.
     
  18. BlueStuff

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    DOCTOR: Well, Mister Kim, that would be a good thing for a new operations officer to do.
     
  19. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    [Corridor]


    KIM: What was that all about?
     
  20. BlueStuff

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    PARIS: It's a long story, Harry, and I'm tired of telling it. I'm sure someone around here will tell you before long.
     

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