"Caretaker" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by LeadHead, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Orac

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    Kim: There's no indication of stable matter. All this must be some kind of holographic projection.
     
  2. leandar

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    Aunt Adah: Oh, you poor things. You must be tired out. Come on and sit down and rest awhile. Have a cold drink, hmm?
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Janeway: No, thank you. My name is Kathryn Janeway, Captain of the Federation Starship, Voyager.
     
  4. Orac

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    Aunt Adah: Now, just make yourselves right at home. The neighbours should be here any minute. Oh! Why, here they are!
    (A group of people arrive.)
     
  5. BlueStuff

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    CARETAKER: Well, good to see you. Welcome.
     
  6. Enterprise1981

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    DAUGHTER: We're real glad you dropped by.
     
  7. Orac

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    Aunt Adah: Now we can get started. You're all invited to the welcoming bee!
     
  8. LeadHead

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    The Caretaker starts playing the banjo as Janeway, the crew and the audience think "what the?" as the show goes to commercial

    Paris: The crew is scattered around this farm, Captain. But they're all accounted for.
     
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    JANEWAY: Move around. Scan the area. See if you can find anything that might be a holographic generator.
     
  10. Orac

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    Aunt Adah: Have some nice fresh corn on the cob. Fresh corn on the cob. Corn on the cob. Corn on the cob.
     
  11. JanewayRulz!

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    JANEWAY: Can you tell me why we're here?
     
  12. Enterprise1981

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    AUNT ADAH: Oh, we don't mean you any harm. I'm sorry if we put you out. Why don't you just put your feet up and get comfortable while you wait?
     
  13. BlueStuff

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    JANEWAY: Wait for what?
     
  14. JanewayRulz!

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    AUNT ADAH: Isn't anybody hungry? Come on now, make yourselves at home. I'm sorry if we put you out.

    (Kim and Paris walk around the house. A dog follows them.)
     
  15. BlueStuff

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    DAUGHTER: Hey, let me show you around. The root cellar's right over there.
     
  16. Enterprise1981

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    KIM: What's down there?
     
  17. BlueStuff

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    DAUGHTER: Potatoes, onions. But it's real private.
     
  18. Enterprise1981

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    KIM: Paris, she's only a hologram.
     
  19. BlueStuff

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    PARIS: No reason to be rude.
     
  20. Enterprise1981

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