Care to explain Ensign Janeway on TNG?

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Guy Gardener, Apr 12, 2011.

  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708746/

    Episode 6.2. Man of the People.

    It was Doogie Hausers blonde girlfriend Wanda.

    She looks enough like "young" Mulgrew, that they both could have been playing the same character.

    Was the part of Kathryn recast?

    How did Janeway go from Ensign to Captain in just short of a year?

    I smell something dirty and underhanded.

    Blackmail or out and out fraud?
     
  2. Admiral Shran

    Admiral Shran Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2009
    Location:
    In the Before Time - the Long, Long Ago
    I'd say it was a different character, unless you want to believe that nobody else in Starfleet could possibly have the same last name.
     
  3. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2009
    Location:
    Deep Space 9
    How many people have the name Smith and aren't related to one another?

    Are we to take this to mean that Conn Officer Torres in "Encounter at Farpoint" has a connection to B'Elanna?

    It's all just coincidence. Either that or a huge conspiracy that they don't want you to know about...
     
  4. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    It is naught but foreshadowing of the Goddess that is to come.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Pishaw!

    I say it's a secret Eugenics program.

    They took a whiny Ensign and pimped her out into a Superwoman Captain.
     
  6. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    If I give them a whiny Ensign will they pimp me one too?
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Great shades of Cherry 2000, but sure... What Ensign are you planning on feeding to the Stepford Captain pimping press?

    You got a Gilmore, a Wildeman or perhaps even a yummy little Celes?
     
  8. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    I will feed them ENSIGN HARRY KIM.

    I want my hot SUPER KIM, the Kim I was meant to have before he lost his cojones in The Chute. The Kim that apparently no one else but ME believes in, the power Kim within the noodle. And because I am the one who believes in him when he pops out the other end of the eugenics tube he will ADORE me.

    Let me know when he's been prepared for the procedure, I will hold noodle Kim's hand as it begins.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Sorry.

    But the best possible Kim in the universe is still only going to be a third of a Sulu.

    DEMORA Sulu.
     
  10. Shatnertage

    Shatnertage Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2010
    Location:
    Ward Fowler's gofer.
    I'll play.

    Ensign Janeway was the only genius-level repeat offender in Indiana. A grizzled Starfleet captain who did his dissertation on Shannon O'Donnell took her under his wing. After he was captured, she engineered a nervous breakdown in the acting CO, took command herself, and saved the day. Got her four pips with heroics to spare.

    After a bizarre encounter with a vengeful Q, she was left with a transformed appearance.
     
  11. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    I will take this to Dr. Soong if I have to. I will have my Power Kim. I don't know why I didn't think of that in the first place. Knowing Guy Gardener if we put noodle Kim into the eugenics tube he was operating THIS would pop out the other end:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Ensign years are seven times longer than human years.

    I wouldn't trust "that" to get me paint to huff.
     
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2011
  13. froot

    froot Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    May 25, 2010
    Location:
    Guarding the Compound with the Grey Wardens
    HEY. I see what you did there. :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  14. Newspaper Taxi

    Newspaper Taxi Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2004
    Location:
    Newspaper Taxi
    Q: Care to explain Ensign Janeway on TNG?

    A: I'd rather not.
     
  15. lurok

    lurok Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2011
    Location:
    Lost in the EU expanse with a nice cup of tea
    Now that is genuinely funny :lol:
     
  16. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Location:
    T'Girl
    [​IMG][​IMG]

    We could turn one Harry Kim into a Jacqueline Kim (Demora Sulu). Sounds good to me.

    :)
     
  17. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    LET'S DO IT!!!!!
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    She looks better in uniform.

    I find it hard to think of any item of clothing, or lack of clothing, more stimulating than a Starfleet Uniform.
     
  19. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    The Hotness!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Depends how hard I shine my shoes.
     

Share This Page