Caption Contest #258 "THATS NOT RIGHT!!"

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by MANT!, May 1, 2012.

  1. MANT!

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    Had some PC issues so I lost the links for my "Winners" banners

    Hope someone can help me out with the replacements..

    so might I Present..

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    THE WINNERS




    And Now may I present..

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    THE PHOTOSHOPPER AWARD


    Now On to the Next!

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    remember keep it PG 13!
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  3. Bones_McCoy21

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  4. T'Girl

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  5. david lowbridge

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  6. Maurice

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  7. Bob Karo

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  8. Herkimer Jitty

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  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, MANT!

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  10. BoredShipCapt'n

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  11. Jonas Grumby

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  12. BoredShipCapt'n

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  13. jep

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  14. jep

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  15. BoredShipCapt'n

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  16. BoredShipCapt'n

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  17. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  18. UFO

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    Kirk: Bones, your Christmas decorations still need a little work!

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  19. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  20. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "I know! I knew that!"
     
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