Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

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  1. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there

    Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from Mess Hall.
     
  2. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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  3. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Chakotay: Shaken but not stirred huh Katherine?

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    The Doctor's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody always went down like a bomb.

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    Chakotay: I always thought you resembled a hedgehog but now...
    Neelix: Now?
    Chakotay: You remind me of my old cat.

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    Q: Let me rock your universe baby.
    Kim: (muttering) That is so clichéd.

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  4. Triskelion

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    Kes: I looked up "sporocystian life forms" in the database.
    EMH:.....
    Kes: So, do you always just make shit up?
    EMH: I need the memory for my porn files.
     
  5. Maximus_Of_Borg

    Maximus_Of_Borg Cadet Newbie

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    These are hilarious. Lol.
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

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  7. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    DOCTOR:Abby... Normal...
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    KES: I don't think that's enough turkey for the entire crew.
     
  9. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Chakotay: My tattoo has literally been in my family for generations.
    Janeway: Damned Progenitors!
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Janeway (holding envelope): A nail, a board, and Ensign Kim's career.

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    Janeway: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.
     
  11. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    I will post the winners plus new captions tomorrow night! :)
     
  12. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Chakotay: We've arrived at the sonic pulse nebula.

    Janeway: (thinking) Wrong day to be hungover.

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    Worst Beauty Pageant Contestants Ever.


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    Q: Sorry, Harry. I hope you don't mind that I told them that you'll never make Lieutenant.


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    Kes: (thinking) How long ago did I leave these leftovers in here?
     
  13. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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