Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

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  1. Captain Kathryn

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    Sorry it took me so long to update, I've been so busy! My apologies for the delay.

    Here are the winners and the new captions for the next contest!

    Note: I know we have been using "Captionated Award" for an additional special caption that is especially funny, but I think it would be nice to broaden it to include maybe 3 extras. I'm gonna work on this for the next contest.

    Enjoy~!


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    LOL this made me spit out my coffee when I first read it. :lol::lol::lol:

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    New captions are up! Have a rollicking good time! :)
    The images are a little bigger this time because I didn't resize them for this one. I am having trouble logging into my hosting site so these are from TrekCore. Enjoy!

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  2. Nebusj

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  3. T'Girl

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  4. bbjeg

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  5. Wintermute

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    TFTW Ghost of Tuvix! :)

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  7. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    KES: So that's what happens when you put a tribble in the microwave.

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  8. Mistral

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  10. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  18. Wintermute

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  19. Captain Kathryn

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    After reading Triskelion/Skully's caption I realized WHY THE HELL IS Q WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS? I mean...come on it's the 24th century!

    Reminds me of the time while watching TNG and Data's cat had kittens "by accident". Soooo...I guess they don't have spay/neuter in that century? O_O :lol:
     
  20. Isolinear

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