Cap Con 82: A Singular Obsession

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Nerys Myk, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Crewmen: Removing the evidence are we?
    Trip: Yep! Captain's made a mess... Again!

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    Phlox: And after patching up your neck I will chop off your nutsack and feed it to my animals!
    Travis: What?

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    Trip: For the last time T'Pol is mine! Take your repressed sexual urges somewhere else!

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    Hoshi: Oh God he didn't!
    Archer: Trip, why are you placing a cherry bomb underneath my chair?
    Trip: April's fools?
     
  2. T'Girl

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    Phlox
    : " ... so I've been reading up on Human psychologists, particularly this Sigmund Freud of yours ...

    Mayweather
    : "Can we get on with the treatment please?"

    Phlox
    : "Of course, I'm going to insert you head first into this tunnel, try not to think about sex with your mother."

    Mayweather
    : "Huh?"


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  3. Skywalker

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    Hoshi: "See anything, sir?"
    Trip: "I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to take a closer look."

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    Trip: "Nope, the next contest isn't under the Cap'n's chair, either." *sigh* "I hope Phlox is havin' better luck..."

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    Phlox: "Good news, Mister Mayweather! It appears that the next caption contest is not, in fact, hidden within your cranium."
    Travis: "Uh...thanks, Phlox. Now could you take a look at the broken wrist I came down here for?"

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    Archer: "Damn it, Trip! It's been two months! Where the hell is the next contest?!"
    Trip: "I don't know, sir! I've looked all over the damn ship! I can't find it!"
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Thank you, thank you very much. :)
     
  5. phenyx2

    phenyx2 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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  6. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Phlox: There, now you'll never be able to speak again.

    Mayweather: ...
     
  7. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Crewmen: I don't think a whoopie bag in the captain's chair is a good idea.
    Trip: Relax crewmen, it's April Fools day!

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    Phlox: What are these neck markings?
    MayWeather: Oh that... I er... had a close encounter with a Klingon...

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    Archer: T'Pol is mine buddy! Captain's orders!
     
  8. ThankQ

    ThankQ Admiral Admiral

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    The hostile takeover is complete.

    Some lives have been altered forever.

    Some hearts have been scarred for life.

    And yes, sad to say, more than a few animals were harmed.

    As the dust settles, there is a returning. There is a new judge. There is a new, old judge. The beginnings of of Enterprise Caption Contest are revisiting the present.

    From the ashes, it has risen.

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    Yes, you have been warned.


    Here comes THE JUDGE.

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  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    I for one welcome our Omnipresent, Omnipotent overlord.
     
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Engineer: Why are we filling the Captain's Chair with laughing gas?

    Trip: Morale is low, when it starts spilling out, it'll be better than shore leave.
     
  11. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Engineer: "You realize, if we used helium instead we could get T'Pol to sound like Minnie Mouse."

    Trip: "Okay, let's switch it!"
     
  12. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    And Now the pics for this contest:

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    Crewman: What is this archaic technology we're installing on the captain's chair?
    Trip: It's called a seatbelt.
    Crewman: He'll never go for it.

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    Phlox: Relax, Mr Mayweather the Denobulan Science Institute just wanted some research data on how long extras can survive in a vacuum chamber.
    Mayweather: But.. I've been in space. I'm the pilot.
    Phlox: No worries, my friend. We have an extra who we can pay less to fly the ship and say nothing.

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    After returning from Rura Penthe, Archer was eager to try out some of the Klingon Mating Rituals he learned there.

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    Trip: It's a seatbelt sir!
    Archer: I wouldn't put my dog in that death vise, take it off!
    T'Pol: That is most illogical.
    Trip: You would have been better off saying it was logical Subcommander....
     
  13. SFRabid

    SFRabid Commodore Commodore

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    Engineer: "Why are we up in the middle of the night raising the captain's chair?"
    Trip: "He used the transporter for the first time yesterday. Everytime he uses it I will raise the chair just a bit. ... How fast can you replicate a captain's uniform, 1/4 size larger than what he wears?"
     
  14. Gaith

    Gaith Vice Admiral Admiral

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    And this contest ends... when, exactly? :p
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    When ThankQ starts the next one.
     
  16. T'Girl

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    Mayweather
    : "I feel like I'm dying."

    Phlox: "Don't be silly Travis ... now you going to travel through this long tunnel with a bright light at the far end, no need to worry."

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    Archer: "Do you feel faint now?"
    Trip: "No, are you sure you doing it right?"
    Archer: "I saw T'pol put her fingers near his shoulder and then he fell down."
    Trip: "But you said you couldn't really see what she did."
    Archer: "She called it a nerve pinch."
    Trip: "Maybe she used her whole hand."
    Archer: "Well that would be a nerve grip, not a nerve pinch."
    Trip: "Owww ..."
    Archer: "What is it?"
    Trip: "What do you mean what is it, you keep pinching me."

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  17. ThankQ

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    It'll be this week. Sorry, right after I agreed to retakeover I had a thing come up. Yous guys knows whats Is meanses. A thing. Bada bing bada boom, a thing. Why yous gotta ax so many questions? Yous tryin' to be some kinda wise guys?
     
  18. Mistral

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    Engineer: "Too late now-I've already got the whoopie cushion in place."
     
  19. Commander Mel

    Commander Mel Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Archer: "You toucha my sandwich, I breaka your face!"
     
  20. Jonas Grumby

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    Archer: "Think you're funny, don't you! I'd better not ever hear you refer to T'Pol and me as 'Tee-Pole and Tent-Pole' again!"
     
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