"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by cooleddie74, May 26, 2009.

  1. ChristopherPike

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    Trip: "Ready when you are."
     
  2. apenpaap

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    Archer: "Prepare for warp."
     
  3. ChristopherPike

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    Mayweather: "Course laid in, sir.

    Request permission to get underway."
     
  4. apenpaap

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    T'pol: "The coordinates are off by .2 degrees."
     
  5. cooleddie74

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  6. apenpaap

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    (Enterprise goes to warp)

    (We cut to a Suliban starbase-thing, in blueness)

    (Silik enters Future Guy's room)

    Future Guy: "Whe-where's Klaang?"
     
  7. ChristopherPike

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    Silik: "The humans have him."
     
  8. apenpaap

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    Future Guy: "Di-did you lose anyone else?"
     
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    Doublepost
     
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    Silik: Two of my soldiers were killed. One of them was a friend. Can you prevent his death?
     
  11. apenpaap

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    Future Guy: "Ou-our agreement doesn't provide for correcting mistakes. Re-recover the evidence."
     
  12. ChristopherPike

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    Priceless avatar, apenpaap!

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    Ahem, but back to business...


    Silik: "I will. I promise.

    When will we speak again?"
     
  13. LeadHead

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    Future Guy: Don't concern yourself with "when."
     
  14. apenpaap

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    (Future Guy disappears)

    (We cut to a shot of Archer looking at some icky beasties Phlox keeps in a can)

    Archer: "Love what you've done with the place."
     
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    Phlox:Those are immunocytic gel worms. Try no to shake them.
     
  16. apenpaap

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    Archer: "What do you think of Earth?"
     
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    Phlox: Very nice. I especially liked the Chinese Food. Have you ever tried it?
     
  18. apenpaap

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    Archer: "I've lived in San Fransico all my live."
     
  19. ChristopherPike

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    Phlox: "Anatomically, you humans are somewhat simplistic... but what you lack biologically you make up for with your charming optimism... not to mention your egg drop soup."

    Archer sees a cylindrical can, with holes in it and picks it up by the handle. Alarmingly it begins to shake violently in reaction to this.

    "Be very careful with that."
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    ARCHER: What's in there?