Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by SantaEddie74, May 26, 2009.
Soval: " You will be apprised of all pertinate information."
Williams: "And just who gets to decide what's pertinent?"
Archer walks into the room about now.
Forrest: "John, I think you know everyone."
Archer: "Not everyone..."
Admiral Leonard: "He's a Kling-ot".
Generic Vulcan Asshole: "A Klingon."
Archer: "Where'd he come from?"
(take it to the rimshot )
Admiral Forrest: "Oklahoma. A Corn-farmer named Joe shot him with a plasma-rifle. Said it was self-defence."
Generic Vulcan: Fortunately, Soval and I have maintained close contact with Kronos since the incident occurred.
Admiral Leonard: It's the Klingon homeworld.
Admiral Forrest: "Evidently this gentleman was some sort of courier. Eveidently he was carrying crucial information back to his people."
Soval: When he was nearly killed by your farmer.
Admiral Forrest: "Ambassador Soval thinks it would be best if we put off your launch until we've cleared this up."
Archer: Well, isn't that a surprise. You'd think they'd have come up with something a little more imaginative this time.
Soval: "Sarcasm aside, Captain: The last thing your people need is to make an enemy of the Klingon Empire."
Generic Vulcan: If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos, Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of Warbirds by the end of the week.
Archer: "Corpse? Is he dead?" (Walks into hosptalroomorwhateveritis) "Excuse me, is this man dead?"
PHLOX: (delighted to be asked anything) His autonomic system was disrupted by the blast but I think that he..."
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