"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by SantaEddie74, May 26, 2009.

  1. SantaEddie74

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    Like many of us have seen in the movie threads in recent weeks, I thought it'd be cool to pick a few random, popular episodes of ENTERPRISE and give them the "Line-By-Line" treatment to see how much we all remember from them after four to eight years! So if there's no objection, I'll kick things off with the first line of the premiere episode from September of 2001!




    10-YEAR-OLD JONNY ARCHER: Where no man has gone before!
     
  2. ChristopherPike

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    Henry Archer: "Zefram Cochrane would be proud of you."
     
  3. Ro Boat

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    Little Jonny: I know the whole speech by heart.
     
  4. ChristopherPike

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    Jonny (brushing model): "When's it going to be ready to fly?"

    Henry: "Let the paint dry first."

    Jonny: "No, I meant your ship."
     
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  5. SantaEddie74

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    HENRY: It's not even done being built yet. You know that!
     
  6. ChristopherPike

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    Jonny: "Will it be bigger than Ambassador Pointy's ship?"
     
  7. SantaEddie74

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    HENRY: His name is Soval. And I told you to stop calling him that, Jonathan...
     
  8. apenpaap

    apenpaap Commodore Commodore

    Johnny: "Well, Billy Crook told us that we would be flying at warp 5 by now if the Vulcans hadn't kept things from us."
     
  9. ChristopherPike

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    Henry: "Well, they have their reasons... God knows what they are."

    Cut to many years later (30 did the caption say?), a crashed spaceship still smouldering in a cornfield. A Klingon emerges chased by two Suliban.
     
  10. apenpaap

    apenpaap Commodore Commodore

    Klaang: "urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...aarghh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh" (etc)
     
  11. ChristopherPike

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    Several laser bolts later and Klaang runs into a corn silo, locking the door.

    A farmer is alerted by all this and loads his rifle. Back where the actions is, a Suliban squeezes under the door, opens it from the other side to allow the other one in.

    Klaang bursts out of the top silo hatch, landing on the ground, running a few metres before turning and firing. The Silo explodes and piece of shrapnel barely misses him.
     
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  12. apenpaap

    apenpaap Commodore Commodore

    Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"
     
  13. ChristopherPike

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    ^ Wouldn't his name be Ron? Considering his surname's Moore and all... :p
     
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    < Apologies in advance to Marc Okrand and any serious students of Klingonese >

    Klaang: "M'whaah! M'whaah! M'whaah! Q'aurah. F'aah Doooh!"
     
  15. apenpaap

    apenpaap Commodore Commodore

    Joe: "I don't understand a word your saying, but I know how to use this!"
     
  16. SantaEddie74

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    KLAANG: Worf! Worf! Worf! Worf-DUUU!!

    (Or Whatever the hell he was saying... :lol:)
     
  17. frenchman

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    waooouu!!! good imitation :guffaw:
     
  18. apenpaap

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    Joe's shotgun: "BANG!"
     
  19. Vulcan Princess

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  20. apenpaap

    apenpaap Commodore Commodore

    Archer: "Be sure to match the colour to the nacelle hosings."