Borg tribble subplot?

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  1. The Wormhole

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    Well of course it's been done, there aren't any original ideas left. Well, aside from Borg Tribbles, of course.

    But anyhoo, I think I totally ripped off TOS Metamorphosis. That's the one with Zephram Cochrane and the warp rocket, right? Or was that an Enterprise episode? Must have been, the warp rocket was in the opening credits.

    What were we talking about?
     
  2. Redfern

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    Uh, naked Caitians?

    (Well, it was worth a shot.)

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    Bill
     
  3. The Wormhole

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    Do Caitians use Borg Tribbles as sex toys? Sure would be kinky.
     
  4. Robert Maxwell

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    What, would you use them like Fleshlights or something?
     
  5. The Wormhole

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    I suppose that's one way. But really, a furball capable of shooting tubes and other kind of weird shit sure could provide endless bedroom possibilities. Am I alone in thinking so?
     
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    Whoa! What have I done?! This is getting too freaky, even for me!

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    Well, there were those rumors about Richard Gere and his inappropriate Tribble activities :alienblush:
     
  8. The Wormhole

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    Did that Tribble have an adventure involving animal spirits just like the gerbil in that South Park episode?

    Oh, shit, need to keep it on topic. Can a Borg Tribble assimilate an animal spirit?
     
  9. Robert Maxwell

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    Where are you going with this? Is Kirk going to have to go on a vision quest to learn Harrison's Borg Tribble secrets? Maybe they can work in one of Chakotay's ancestors that way, which will recanonize Voyager (sort of.)
     
  10. The Wormhole

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    And while on this vision quest, Kirk can meet his dad George Kirk. Chris Hemsworth's looking for work, isn't he?
     
  11. Robert Maxwell

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    Perhaps he will show up dressed as Thor. "Kirk" is a Norwegian surname, so it fits.
     
  12. The Wormhole

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    A crossover! Someone better make sure Borg Tribbles somehow make it into the next Thor movie or The Avengers sequel.
     
  13. Robert Maxwell

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    Maybe Borg Tribbles can be the villains in the next Avengers film. They'd be just like the Chitauri, only small and furry. So, uh, I guess nothing like the Chitauri.
     
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    But, don't Mirror Universe tribbles have teeth? They could be Borg Mirror Universe tribbles.
     
  15. The Wormhole

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    So what if they have teeth? Borg never open their mouths anyway.
     
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    The Tribble Borg Queen does.
     
  17. The Wormhole

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    How the hell can there be a Queen when Borg Tribbles don't have genders? Or are we declaring them all female now? Does that mean we'll end up with Tribble who is a freed Borg drone and wears a catsuit?
     
  18. Robert Maxwell

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    I don't think that's her mouth.
     
  19. The Wormhole

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    What is it then? Be sure to explain in a family friendly manner.
     
  20. Robert Maxwell

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    It's a cloaca.
     

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