Best line in star trek hstory

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Sexy Human, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

    Sep 28, 2005
    "And you're all astronauts on some kind of a ... star trek..."

    "And I will make them pay for what they've done!"
  2. BK613

    BK613 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Sep 3, 2008
    From Errand of Mercy:

  3. Mr_Homn

    Mr_Homn Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Jan 30, 2010

    "Let's get the hell out of here."

  4. King Bob

    King Bob Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Jan 30, 2001
    After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
  5. King Daniel Beyond

    King Daniel Beyond Admiral Admiral

    Nov 5, 2008
    REED: If you really want to improve tactical readiness, why don't you help me with this protocol?
    TUCKER: I'm a little busy right now, Malcolm.
    REED: It's a chair.
    TUCKER: It's the Captain's chair. It's just as important as your... Reed Alert.
    REED: Reed Alert. That's not bad.

    (ENT: "Singularity")
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2012
  6. REDrake

    REDrake Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Jul 7, 2012
    Bucharest, Romania
    "Apparently, instead of building an empire, Earth became part of some... inter-species... alliance..."

    "Do you think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?"

    "A god cannot survive as a memory."
  7. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

    Aug 23, 2001
    Land of Enchantment
    "Red alert" is more classic than that nonsense you posted. :rolleyes:
  8. Tcsfan

    Tcsfan Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Jul 5, 2012
    Bones: dammit Jim am a doctor not a _____
  9. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Nov 17, 2011
    The Great Barrier
    Just beat me to that

    The ultimate Kirk quotation
  10. BruntFCA

    BruntFCA Commander Red Shirt

    Mar 15, 2011
    A Mile High
    "I'm a doctor not an escalator"
  11. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Nov 24, 2006
    Los Angeles
    "Oochie, woochie, cootchie coo!"

    "You're not a man. You're an elf with a hyperactive thyroid!"
  12. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
    -Bones, "The Devil In The Dark"

    "Ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left are my bones."
    -Bones, STXI

    "Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight-hundred lives, including your own. I dare you to do better."
    -Captain Pike, STXI

    "Hi Christopher. I'm Nero."
    -Nero, STXI

    "Resistance is...not...futile."
    -Hugh, "I, Borg"

    "No, he...he tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and through perdition's flames before I give him up!"
    -Khan, "The Wrath of Khan"

    "I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!"
    -Scotty, STXI

    "The best diplomat I know is a fully loaded phaser bank."
    -Scotty, "A Taste of Armageddon"

    "We are the Borg. Screw you."
    (Okay, so that's not an actual Trek quote. Someone, I don't remember who, used it to describe the attitude of the Borg around the time the Destiny trilogy takes place.)
  13. Jean Luc Picard

    Jean Luc Picard Cadet Newbie

    Sep 15, 2012
    LOL wow this thread has some great ones...
  14. Lunarflower

    Lunarflower Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    May 16, 2010
    San Diego
    'The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.' -Garak

    I don't think this one has been posted yet.
  15. Misco

    Misco Commander Red Shirt

    Dec 20, 2001
    The Primary Universe
    Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
    Garak: My dear doctor... they're all true.
    Bashir: Even the lies?
    Garak: Especially the lies.
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    May 10, 2005
    The visitor's bullpen
    (Worf is playing baseball) "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!!!"
  17. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Nov 24, 2006
    Los Angeles
    Yet strangely enough, they didn't appreciate that when I shouted it at my 7-year-old daughter's soccer game.
  18. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 9, 2010
    You'd better watch it. In this day and age that might be considered as bullying and they might call the cops on you. You know "Just to be on the safe side".
  19. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Nov 24, 2006
    Los Angeles
    Sad, but true. Actually, I was smart enough to say it only loud enough so my family could hear it. It sucks that people just don't have a sense of humor.

    But just to keep this thread from going off track:

    "I sent the whole kit and kaboodle to the Klingon engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all."
  20. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 9, 2010
    And on a related note:
    Kirk: "Will somebody please close that door?" Gets hit in the head with a tribble.