Best line in star trek hstory

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  1. Foxhot

    Foxhot Commodore Commodore

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    First place: ''WHO put the TRIBbles in the QUADrotritiCALe????''-----Kirk, THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES, 1968.

    'Runner-up: ''I fail to understand why I shoud induce my mother to purchase falsified patents.''----Spock, I, MUDD.

    Honorable mention: ''Sir....this was a matter of PRIDE!''---Mr. Scott, TRIBBLES.
     
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Spock's delivery of "Live long and prosper" (to the Vulcan science council), in the most sarcastic tone imaginable, in ST XI.

    Picard's final speech to the court in TNG's "Measure of a Man."

    Data (ST:FC): "Believing oneself to be perfect...is often the sign of a delusional mind."

    Sarek (ST XI): "You once asked me why I married your mother...I married her because I loved her."
     
  3. RPJOB

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    Something I seldom say to a customer, Jim. In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

    McCoy, "Balance of Terror"
     
  4. CorporalClegg

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    Shatner's receding hair line.

    Ho!
     
  5. teya

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    "You and I are of a kind, Captain. In another reality, I would have called you 'friend.'" The Romulan Commander in "Balance of Terror"
     
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    "Hello, Computer"
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  7. Elder Knight

    Elder Knight Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I like it this one:

    CAPTAIN SULU: Target that explosion and fire!

    (Well, it was an invisible target ...)
     
  8. Romulus Prime

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  9. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sir. I protest! I am not a merry man!
     
  10. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A personal favorite of mine.:techman:
     
  11. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Pike: Now you're beginning to talk like a doctor, bartender.

    Dr. Boyce: Take your choice. They both get the same two kinds of customers...the living and the dying.

    (The Cage/Menagerie)
     
  12. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Has anybody mentioned:

    "KHAN!!!!"
     
  13. King Daniel Beyond

    King Daniel Beyond Admiral Admiral

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    Best unfilmed rant, from the Star Trek (2009) script, when Kirk climbs from his escape pod and realizes Spock marooned on Delta Vega:

    KIRK: SONOFABITCH-BITCH-BITCH! THERE'S NOTHING HERE!!! YOU NECK-PINCHING MOTHERF--!!!

    (smash cut to next scene)
     
  14. Sexy Human

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    "We have not lost the Enterprise Mr Worf, we are not going to lose the Enterprise. Not to the Borg, not while I'm in command".
     
  15. Sexy Human

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    Good one
     
  16. Violet.Phoenix

    Violet.Phoenix Commander Red Shirt

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    My all-time favourite:

    "It's never easy, but if we turn our backs on our principles we stop being human." - Captain Janeway, "Equinox"

    A few others:

    "I don't compromise with Borg." - Captain Janeway, "Unimatrix Zero"

    "We are what we are and we're doing the best we can. It is not for you to set the standard by which we should be judged." - Captain Picard

    "Com par miso, Capitan. The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. Now it's time to see if you can dance." - Q, "Q Who?"
     
  17. Gov Kodos

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    Kirk: Risk. Risk is our business. That's what the starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her.
     
  18. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Kirk: "NO MORE BLAH BLAH" - Miri
     
  19. Xhiandra

    Xhiandra Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
     
  20. King Daniel Beyond

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    "Resisistance.... is futile. But I love it when you try." - then Seven of Nine (possessed by the Borg Queen, who just happens to be Admiral Janeway) kisses Picard. From the notoriously nutty TNG novel Before Dishonor.