Bad Joke of the Day

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  1. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    To spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
    skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
    she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
    "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

    "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."


    He never heard the gunshot.
     
  2. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    would've helped if you'd included the first part of the joke.
     
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    Epic...fail.
     
  5. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Sorry thats all I got in the mail.
    and for the rest I did say in the thread title "BAD Joke" I kew it would fail, :lol:
     
  6. Locutus of Bored

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    And we're done. Johnny, start a general joke thread and then bump it every once in a while if you want, but starting a new thread every time you get one bad joke in your inbox is a bit much.
     
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