All Trek Caption Contest 6: USS Lollipop

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  1. IzzyAtWarp9

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    First the Photoshop/ 'Technical Difficulties' award:
    And now the 'Blame it on Barclay' award goes to:
    The 'Turn it off and on again' award goes to:
    Now the 'Curse 21st century technology' award:
    Now the 'Didn't need to see that' award to:
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    Great entries once again! New pics in a minute!
     
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    Looking forward to more awesome funninesses :)
     
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