All Trek Caption Contest 5: Especially The Lies

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  1. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    It seems this contest may slowly be dying out (wow it lasted so long as well) but ho-hum I will carry on regardless!! :cardie:

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    The 'Ahoy there!' (oh my god I have no imagination) award goes to:
    The 'exactly what I was thinking' award goes to (again):

    The 'wonderful world of Data' award is being given tooooooo:
    The 'Great predictions' award going to:

    The 'My series is better than yours' award goes to:

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    Well done Jona Grumby and JirinPanthosa, your entries were just hilarious!! (Sorry other entries - I literally go by funniness - all the entries were great and thanks soooo much for posting!!)

    New pics soooon
     
  2. IzzyAtWarp9

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    Enjoy captioning, hope this keeps going :/
    WARP AWAAAAAY!!
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Unsolicited advice: I think you would probably get more posters if you announced the new contest at the end of the old one, the way LeadHead does. :)
     
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  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "I'm gonna have to call you back. My friend can't make up his mind about the anchovies."
     
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  5. JarodRussell

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    Gosh, how I hate it when Miles inverts the polarity of the gravity generators.
     
  6. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    I thank y'all for the advice, I will do this thusly y'hear? :)
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

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  8. jazzstick

    jazzstick Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kirk: Bones, I think Spock is stuck in an infinite logic loop.
    Spock: ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Picard: "Well, I'll be damned! I guess the power packs for tricorders and phasers aren't interchangeable after all!"
     
  11. Honorable Ensign

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    Picard: It's the dreaded Lens Flare! Quickly, trap it again before it escapes and destroys us all!

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    Riker: There's the person making silly captions about us!
    LaForge: Stop that! We have feelings, you know!
     
  12. Herkimer Jitty

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    Kirk: "Yes, hello my good fellow. My name is-"

    Spock: "I.C. Weiner, Captain."

    Kirk: "Thank you Spock. My name is I.C. Weiner, and I would like to order 12 pizzas with everything. If you could deliver them to the residence of Captain Styles..."

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  13. JirinPanthosa

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    RIKER: Geordi, what do you get when you have a ship full of families including teenagers and massive square footage of crawl space?
    GEORDI: A lot of Jeffries Tube sex, apparently. Should we be stopping this?
    RIKER: We tried, at first. Now we don't bother. Carry on, Wes.

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    EVIL SPOCK: Yes, it did. But I kind of miss it. I used to be able to stroke it, like this, as if I was in deep contemplation.
    EVIL KIRK: Anyway, I want to run something by you. These people from the other universe have got me thinking. We should lay down our arms immediately and make peace with the Klingons and Cardassians.
    EVIL SPOCK: Good idea!

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    SIDDIG: Genetically engineered? Why, writers, why?!
     
  14. Nerys Myk

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    BASHIR: God, this place is so boring. Maybe I'll tell the Dominion that the Alpha Quadrant powers want to conquer and kill them all. That ought to liven things up.
     
  15. IzzyAtWarp9

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    New contest being posted later today peeps!
     

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