All Trek Caption Contest 4: Set phasers to fun

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by IzzyAtWarp9, Aug 13, 2013.

  1. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    Another week another winner (or several)

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    The 'taste of your own medicine' award goes to:
    The 'nearly but not really' award goes toooooo:
    The 'Things Data didn't invent' award is going to:
    And the 'NAUGHTY NAUGHTY' award will be awarded tooo (you can tell I'm trying to jazz up how I hand these out):
    And finally, AN AWARD WITH A FLASHY GRAPHIC!!
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    Simple things please simple minds!

    Worthy winner everybody! I will post the news photos sometime today :)
     
  2. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    Beam on down and get captioning!:cardie:
     
  3. Kirby

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    <a href="http://s1332.photobucket.com/user/randomizzygirl/media/Trek%20contest%204/14654e84-318b-4a5a-9724-de45ce04d8ad_zpsea9adccd.jpg.html" target="_blank">[​IMG]Takei *thinking* I should totally punch him in the nuts right now. [​IMG]Data to Crusher; per your notes from my last physical, I am keeping an eye on my prostate.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, IzzyatWarp9!

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    Sulu: "Nice pose."
    Kirk: "Yes. The stalwart captain standing heroically on the bridge of his ship!"
    Sulu: "Very impressive. I wonder how many viewers are looking at Lieutenant Uhura's legs instead."
    Kirk: "Quite a few, I would imagine."


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    Data (thinking): "Teapot? Lighting fixture? Sargon? What the hell is this thing?"


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    Khan (irritated): "There is no call for that facial expression! I have been in suspended animation for two hundred years! Many of my pickup lines are bound to be dated!"
     
  5. Enow

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    Once again, Deanna Troi is not amused by Worf's juvenile attempt to convince her that he is her husband from a parallel universe.
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    Sulu: "Hemorrhoids acting up again, Captain?"
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    Data is wondering why that teapot is whistling at him.
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    The last thing Khan ever heard: "Do I look fat?"
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    Data has failed to win his crewmates away from coffee in the morning.
     
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  6. IzzyAtWarp9

    IzzyAtWarp9 Commander Red Shirt

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    That's fine. Just so you know, if you delete the bit that says 'QUOTE=IzzyatWarp9;8502940]' and the other [/QUOTE] bit at the end, you can get just the pictures
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Troi: "I don't know... They look smaller in the uniform than they did in the catsuit."
    Worf: "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but..."
     
  8. Enow

    Enow Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Okay. I did edit that just now. Thanks.
     
  9. JirinPanthosa

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    TROI: Be honest, Worf. This isn't a Klingon thing, it's just Tai Chi.
    WORF: Lies. Now leave me be while I do my traditional Klingon flexibility exercises.
    TROI: That's just yoga!
    WORF: If this were a Klingon ship I would kill you where you stand.

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    KIRK: I had a dream last night Sulu. It was forty years in the future. We were both old men, and we were making a living as parodies of ourselves.

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    DATA: Second officer's personal log. After days of observation, I have come to the conclusion that my tea kettle is alive. I must be willing to put my career on the line now because if I do not defend its rights, nobody else will.

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    KHAN: Tell me. In the 23rd century, are all women willing to betray everything they believe in for a charismatic man they just met?
    MARLA: Yep. Feminism died out after the 22nd century. Though it will probably make a comeback before the 24th.

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    SPINER: Okay, I give! I'll help you promote DS9!
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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    Crewman in background: "Yes, Mr. Data, that device was invented by the original Zapp Brannigan! You know, I've always wondered how he got the nickname 'Zapp.'"
     
  11. Nerys Myk

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    TROI: Wow,Will went down faster than a cheap hooker.

    WORK: No one mocks my gi.

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    KIRK: Does this make me look fat?

    SULU: No, it's the conversion from full frame to widescreen.

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    DATA: I do not feel comfortable ordering food from clown.

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    KHAN: Let's just pull this back like this. Now lets do something about that dress! Ta...key!

    MARLA: We're not ever going to have sex, are we?

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    Data soon regretted breaking up with the ship's computer.
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Sulu: "Uh...Captain? Isn't that Mr. Spock's pose?"
    Kirk: "I don't see his name on it anywhere. Do you?"
     
  13. IzzyAtWarp9

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    Deanna:... Worf you have to stop doing this!!
    Worf: He insulted my gym clothing!!
    Deanna: You can't just kill every person who annoys you!

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    Sulu: Hey, Chekov, I- OH MY!!
    Kirk: Is something the matter, Sulu?

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    Data: I though kettles were black??

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    Khan: Let me rearrange your hair...
    McGivers: Are you joking?? That's one curl!! What a stupid script! Why is there even a mirror in sickbay!!

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    Data: All I wanted was a hug!!
     
  14. IzzyAtWarp9

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    New contest up nooooow!!