All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..

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  1. IzzyAtWarp9

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    ...Do a second week! Thanks for posting guys, I didn't think I'd get anything! I know it's a bit early but I might not have time tomorrow soooo I thought I'd post this now.

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    (First I apologise I'm no good at coming up with witty award titles).

    The 'Well done for bothering to photoshop' award (See, I warned you I was terrible)goes to:
    The 'New contests must be eliminated' award goes to:
    The 'Bad quality pictures' award again goes to:
    The 'Broken relationships' award goes to:
    The 'Literal metaphor' award goes to:

    So, again guys, thanks so much for posting! This week's photos will be in another post momentarily for convenience's sake.
     
  2. IzzyAtWarp9

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    Go, go, go peeps!
     
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  13. IzzyAtWarp9

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