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  1. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Optimus is my savior. I'll take the face of anyone who says different.
     
  2. OdoWanKenobi

    OdoWanKenobi Admiral Admiral

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    That's brilliant. I knew I made the right choice in converting to Optimus Prime-ism.
     
  3. Admiral Shran

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    Just to play the other side here....

    1.) Age - So, Christ achieved more in less time.

    Point for Christ.

    2.) Character Aspects - So, Christ is actually divine three separate ways and Prime is a machine.

    Point for Christ.

    3.) Sounds like - Okay, John Wayne is much better than a hippy.

    Point for Prime.

    4.) Number of Resurrections - So, Christ only had to do it once whereas Prime constantly gets his ass kicked.

    Point for Christ.

    5.) Associates - Okay, no contest here.

    Point for Prime.

    6.) Usual M.O. - Christ conquers all spiritually and Prime conquers all temporally. Well, I like my conquering in the here and now.

    Point for Prime.

    7.) Success Rate - Decepticons constantly come back to ravage Earth. Satan held at bay.

    Tie.

    8.) Philosophy - "Freedom is the right of all" vs. "Do onto others as you would have done onto you."

    Tie.

    3 points each.

    That settles it. We need a fight to the death.
     
  4. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "Now give me your faith."

    [Prime tears Jesus in half]
     
  5. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Look up here, I’m in heaven Moderator

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    If only either of them were real.

    But we all know Optimus Prime would win, he has the Matrix of Leadership.
     
  6. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    He's also literally bigger than Jesus.
     
  7. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    thing with Prime is, he dies and gets resurrected in multiple continuities.

    G1 Marvel US: Twice.
    G1 Marvel UK: Three times
    G1 cartoon: once
    G2: died, but not resurrected
    Armada: once
    Movies: once
    Animated: once
    RiD: never died.
     
  8. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Look up here, I’m in heaven Moderator

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    Optimus Prime is awesome in any universe. Especially if Peter Cullen does the voice.
     
  9. trekkiedane

    trekkiedane Admiral Admiral

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    In Soviet Russia... well, you know the drill.

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  10. Yeoman Randi

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    ^ Hahaha thats awesome. :guffaw:
     
  11. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Look up here, I’m in heaven Moderator

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  12. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    She's cute.
     
  13. teacake

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  14. auntiehill

    auntiehill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Sooooooooooooooooo not clinking that link. :eek:


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  15. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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  16. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    i clicked it. typical modern art shit.
     
  17. Deckerd

    Deckerd Fleet Arse Premium Member

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    No it wasn't shit.
     
  18. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Premium Member

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    I'm guessing it's a period piece, perhaps.
     
  19. Gov Kodos

    Gov Kodos Admiral Admiral

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    The piece of art teacake linked isn't particularly shocking in its appearance, rather it's what was used to make the art which makes it sound disgusting to some. Compared to Andres Serrano's 'The Piss Christ' it is far less shocking in concept, mundane even.
     
  20. Deranged Nasat

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    :lol: Very good, ZR.
     

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