Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Spookman Spiff, Oct 20, 2010.
Found these last night:
^Well, it's a known fact that bacon makes everything better
Actually, I recently burned my thumb on bacon.
^Awww -Did you put some bacon on it?
Yes, that's how I got burned.
"Thumbs or GTFO"
Duh! -that's what you said! (I know: my question was formulated badly) -but did you then put some fresh bacon on it?
I mean: everyone who's seen any old movies know that if it hurts you put a steak on it -I'm just figuring it would be better with bacon!
I knew what you meant. My humourous response, apparently, was also lost in translation.
No, I didn't even realize I'd burned it that badly until I woke up the next morning and it had blistered.
I never got that from bacon -even if I did (once!) fry it naked!
A little sore though...
I can't believe anyone would go near a frying pan with their tackle exposed.
When drunkl and in need of bacon you risk everything!
What you need is Butlers in the Buff to take those risks for you!
However delicious that looks I think all I actually need is TacBac: Tactical Bacon.
I think it was the hot grease still on the bacon more than the bacon itself. I took the bacon out of the pan and was adjusting it with one hand and still removing bacon with the other - and not paying attention to what I was doing.
[LEFT]For some reason, I find that mildly unsettling.
Found this from a blog...
Found this somewhere:
I am so sending that to my sister.
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