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  1. E-DUB

    E-DUB Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'"
     
  2. Robert Maxwell

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    "I used to think about saving for retirement, but what's the point when the ninja-pirate-zombie-robot apocalypse is going to kick in any day now? I've put all my savings into high-powered rifles, canned goods, and Red Bull."
     
  3. siskokid888

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    "I once bit into a nice crispy juicey peach. Only it wasn't a peach. It was a human head"
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming."
     
  5. B.J.

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    The scary thing about this is there are doomsday preppers out there that actually do this.
     
  6. ManOnTheWave

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    “Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
     
  7. Savage Dragon

    Savage Dragon Savage Mod Moderator

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    Just saw this online and had to laugh at it. Simple and to the point.

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  8. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is logical Admiral

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    LOVE this.
     
  9. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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  10. Savage Dragon

    Savage Dragon Savage Mod Moderator

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    This should be standard practice for all morticians.

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  11. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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  12. Unicron

    Unicron Continuity Spackle Moderator

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  13. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^
    I'd watch it. :lol:
     
  14. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Especially if they discover fire.

    Da.....BEARSSS :beer:
     
  15. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Blythe Danner and Joe Don?

    That won't end well. Nor in sanitary fashion.
     
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ ABORT ABORT ABORT :barf:
     
  17. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Co-Founder of ISIS Moderator

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    I made this in honor of Disney securing the rights to make future Indiana Jones films. Here's their first film:

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  18. 1001001

    1001001 I Like the Beats and the Shouting Moderator

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    Wake me when they make Bearnado.

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  19. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Zippety-doo-damn, that's a good one. :lol:
     
  20. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Co-Founder of ISIS Moderator

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    And here's the sequel:

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