Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the works

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  1. iguana_tonante

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

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    Our beloved and native part!
    True patriot love in all thy sons command.
    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
    The Big Dong strong and free!
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  2. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    I protest the sexism inherent here, and demand the women also be naked.
     
  3. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    As long as I retain the right to chop it off if it gets to close to me, then go for it, these days tho doing that will just get you a taser in the balls...
     
  4. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    go pay for a tutor, maybe like a 5th grader, yu obviously need help grasping the fact that slaves weren't part of the political system, they were living tools.
     
  5. Shaytan

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    The economy will obviously be based on tourism.
     
  6. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    Do you often get tasered in the balls?
     
  7. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    Nope i keep my clothes on in public.
     
  8. Gov Kodos

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    You still haven't explained how the South is stronger by excluding blacks from being part of the political structure of the South.
     
  9. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    So, Tasered with your clothes on then.
     
  10. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    I figured you out, you don't read anything you're like one of those little kids asking why over and over again I am ignoring you now.
     
  11. Shaytan

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    How convenient...
     
  12. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    Some people are just no fun.
     
  13. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    Go ribbit somewhere else kermit.
     
  14. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    And the explanation of how blacks are weakening the South?
     
  15. Roger Wilco

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    That's the weakest and most absurd ethnic insult I've ever heard, if that's what this is.
     
  16. Shaytan

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    No, I feel very comfortable in this thread, I will stay.

    Don't you have something more entert...mh...interesting to add to the debate ?
     
  17. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    cut me some slack, insomnia weakens the wit.
     
  18. Nelly334

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    I have explained my points on why lincoln was evil, and the war was unjust already, especially since I have no lcue what your stance is on this, so speak up if you wish to be spoken to, wow a frenchmen not retreating, wanna cookie?
     
  19. { Emilia }

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    Historical research isn't just about reading history books. It's about reading source material.
    Nobody would take me seriously as a researcher if all I did was to read secondary literature.

    What a genuinely stupid point to make.

    European historians don't just copy what "the Yankees" write. They just come to the same conclusions based on the source material.
     
  20. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work

    No, rather not. So, how is adding black voices to the democratic process a weakening factor to the southern states?