Discussion in 'Voyager' started by RodrigoBrowncoat, Mar 16, 2013.
If Predator is hunting you, leaving your kid in the mud is exactly what you do.
The predator being the child support?
No, Predator being Predator the beasties thought up by Captain Daniel's pappy.
Don't you watch Archer?
It's hilarious when he talks about Predator as if Predator is real because he's that damn drunk.
You think I'm talking about Jonathan Archer!!!?
If I had a nickel for every time people express shock at how I have not seen/watched something.. oh forget about people, I'll just take the money I'd make off Guy asking me this.
O, c'mon... Ignore real life for a few minutes.
Have I ever steered you wrong?
Please list all the times I've steered you wrong.
Okay we'll start with your attempt to shipwreck Janeway and 7's love by pointing out offensive aromas and their nightmare origins.
Thank you, guys...
No sir, there is only one of me.
Seven smelling like a flower when Kim doesn't actually sells the still-suit idea harder if you think about it, that her foul rank sweaty build up is not being churned into a cottage cheese every time her arms would swing back and forth, and is instead being processed into a chemical final product which is re-purposed into some undisclosed task other than fermenting in her pits like its some steam punk still made up from copper pipe and boiler plates, then moist streaming droplets of gritty perspiration should be running down the hills and valleys of her ribs past those pretty kidneys to well up, soaking and yellowing the defensive barrier where her narrow hips meet regulation issue briefs, which is what was happening to Harry.
If you were to lick Ensign Kim's armpits, all the booze dew hanging low from the pubic tufts sprouting out of his lymph nodes can get you just a little bit tipsy enough to mind going in for a second slather.
Threshold is one of the most disgusting Trek episodes ever made.
Zucchini is actually rather good when prepared correctly. You must have been thinking of brussels sprouts.
And that is why we Voyager fans should be so proud of it. I wouldn't use the word disgusting though, I would say it is the most WTF Trek episode ever made. And it's OURS!! We beat all the other Treks in the WTF stakes!
TNG had Barclay as a spider, DS9 had Quark as a female, TOS had Catspaw and ENT had the almost too weak an entry to mention Trip pregnancy. None of that stuff comes anywhere near Threshold which had the CAPTAIN and a member of her crew not only mutating into hideous swamp monsters but MATING and BREEDING. I'm capslocking just in case you're missing what a triptych of WTFness this is Timewalker.
Mutating, Mating and Breeding.
And at end of all those other Treks the whole story was over. Barclay didn't leave any egg sacs lying around, Trip was only an incubator.. but with Threshold we all know the story is not over and there are Janeway and Paris babies out there in the Delta quadrant. Waiting for the Voyager movie to be made.
The most WTF Trek episode ever made
There were quite a few revolting TNG episodes (gee, thanks for reminding me of Barclay as a spider...). There were revolting TOS episodes (ie. Charlie X changing one of the women crewmembers into a faceless, whimpering monster - I have never been able to watch that episode ever again, after seeing that scene. Even my grandfather was creeped out ("Dat's horrible!" he said in his Swedish accent).
Quark as a female was hilarious. I never once took the Ferengi seriously, during the entire TNG/DS9 series. As for Trip, I never saw that episode. I missed most of Enterprise, after giving up partway through the first season because it was just so GODDAMN BAD. I liked Porthos the dog, and that's the only good part of that series. Is it that a guy was pregnant, or that it was Trip? 'Cause I've seen other shows with pregnant guys (that Schwarzenegger movie and an episode of Sliders where Rembrandt was pregnant).
But Threshold damn near made me throw up, seriously.
What about it made you throw up? Because I'm assuming when you say "throw up" you mean it sickened you, that it was revolting not just bad. Bad as in how most people think Spirit Folk is bad but they don't want to throw up from watching it.
So. What made you actually want to throw up?
What finally did it was the part where Tom pulled out his own tongue (or however it happened; it's been years since I saw it). The whole imagery was just stomach-turning.
He had to make room for when Kathryn eventually deep throated him with her ridged and scaly tail.
We need Threshold Uncut!
Oh and Timewalker you should really really really watch Enterprise. It is not bad at all! The first season is a bit slow but the series as a whole is full of greatness. The third season is one long story arc and the fourth season is full of double and triple eps that contain some of the best Trek there is in my super humble opinion.
Enterprise is not as painful as Voyager.
Everyone in this thread needs a smack.
I thought we already established that it was you who was into that, and everyone else needs to be assessed through a case by case investigation into our fetishes if that is the cross they bare too.
I think you mean bear rather than bare unless you've got some kind of naked jesus fetish.
And assessment in the VOY forum? BRING IT ON!
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