A "lady of the night" asked me out

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by hxclespaulplayer, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Nothing wrong with vampires.

    [yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRNhDwqgq8[/yt]

    This.
     
  2. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    Trekker, I've put up with you doing your Devil's Advocate routine on topic after topic, but this time you've gone too far. :mad:

    Also, lol at the thread premise. At least it's been an illuminating lesson on some people's sex hangups.
     
  3. thestrangequark

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    ^Yeah. It's just not salvageable.

    The thing is, I could forgive everything about Twilight, from the glittery emovamps, to the total lack of agency of the main female character, to the questionable moral messages and "let my boyfriend do it while I lie here" attitude of the entire series, to the poor story-telling, to the lack of imagination, to the bad fanfiction level of trope usage and plot devices, if it was at least fun. But it is SO. FUCKING. BORING.
     
  4. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Unless it's like this:

    Twilight movies are the BEST...for these puppies to take a ginormous dump on.

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  5. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Twilight Sparkle is best pony?



    (I know those words but that sentence makes no sense... ;))
     
  6. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And how's THIS for vampires: :guffaw:

    [yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQkAJtyJZSs[/yt]
     
  7. Chemahkuu

    Chemahkuu Admiral Admiral

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    Twilight's vampires are a little known subspecies of vampire/dewdrop fae offspring.

    It's the only explanation that hurts less.
     
  8. 2takesfrakes

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  9. BennieGamali

    BennieGamali Commander Red Shirt

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    "This is the first time I feel like my treating women with respect has paid off"
    So it has to pay off for you to bother treating people with respect?
     
  10. thestrangequark

    thestrangequark Admiral Admiral

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    Not people, just women, apparently.
     
  11. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral