100 Things that you learned from Enterprise..

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100. Aliens can breathe or drink liquid platinum. It won't solify or kill them.
99. Future guy is a dick to his own henchmen.
98. Reed is very sensitive about his performance as an officer.

 

97. The proper decontamination procedure is to strip down to your underwear, and rub your fellow crew members erotically with gel.

 

96. Vulcan Neuro Pressure is a very personal topic but if the ship's doctor asks the only Vulcan onboard to offer this to a crewman she will do it grudgingly

 

95. I learned that Enterprise had the first Warp 5 ship, and embraced Elevator Rock for its theme music.

 

94. I learned the Klingons were always idiotic barbarians, and the interesting, intelligent, and very dangerous Klingons on Star Trek from the 1960's were actually genetically altered. 78 years after, during the time of TNG, the Klingons were back to normal.

93. I'm amazed at how advanced and sophisticated the 22nd Century technology was than the 23rd Century's tech; NX-01 engineering room would make Scotty jealous.

92. The greatest discovery I was completely intrigued about was Enterprise's Chief Medical Officer figuring out a way to prevent from being a BORG. Something Star Fleet Medical Professionals couldn't figure out 200 years in the future. Amazing!!!!

 

91. Anyone can erase the Enterprise's data banks. They don't keep backups. EVER. All it takes is some stranger boarding the ship and a few random button presses.

 

90. Even though the Xindi were light years away from Earth, and never known to Humans before, they still had species that called THEMSELVES "reptilians", "insectoids" "aquatics" and "avians", all of which would fit in with a HUMAN interpretation of them.

 

89. Being a incompetent boob of a starship captain apparently qualifies you to be the Federation President.

 

88. You can save the earth from annihilation by the Xindi, and a few years later save Earth from destruction by the Romulans..and make it through both conflicts with no awards or promotions.

87. Don't worry. Even of you are kicked out of Starfleet Academy, you can still be reinstated of you have a desirable skill like linguistics.

86. Having red piping on your uniform is actually safer than wearing an entire red shirt,

 

85. Years after Enterprise Starfleet never upgrades computer security...... They still don't have redundant backups of ship based data

 

84. Some Vulcans aren't emotionless, they're just pouty.

83. Being a Boomer with a lifetime's worth of experience living and working in space whilst the rest of the human crew have barely ventured outside their home system, won't make you in the slightest way interesting or important to the ship or it's mission.

82. Alien critters have far more health benefits than Earth ones.

 

81. Some time after, despite what could be said valiant and desperate efforts, all Xindi disappeared and never were talked about again (same with Denobulans).

 

80. Vulcans had a major attitude adjustment at some point between the 22nd and the 23rd century: from mostly being just a bunch of incredible jerks to the noble, even if still somewhat arrogant, species in Kirk's time.

79. In that same timeframe, Kronos got a whole lot more distant from Earth.

 

78. I learnt the four founding races of the Federation were Humans, Vulcans, Tellarites and Andorians.

 

Maybe Quo'nos used an explosion to propel itself across the stars like in Space 1999

 

77. Captain Archer's record keeping is terrible, I mean seriously where did his reports on the Ferengi and Borg disappear too?

 

76. That, much as I always believed, dogs can sense spatial anomalies and should be listened to, when they bark for no apparent reason.

 

75 In the 2009 Reboot Scotty loses Admiral Archer's dog ...It's probably not Porthos but yeah

 

74. Though you have martial arts training and are rated to use weapons of the time, when teamed up with the Captain on your very first away mission you'll be used as little more than a screaming damsel in distress.

 

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