100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh.

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Twilight, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. Samurai8472

    Samurai8472 Vice Admiral Admiral

    Mar 27, 2007
    "Read it back to again me please"
    "and if your ever put your god damn hands on my wife again i'll..."
  2. Super Grover

    Super Grover Vice Admiral Admiral

    Jan 26, 2002
    Currently Inactive
    Jet engines fire off
    "Jesus man, that's loud. These ear canals are stainless steel. Took an arrow at Okinowa, or was it Little Big Horn, the one without the indians.

    crewman takes out earplugs
    "Here sir, we have these to hold down the sound."

    Admiral swallows them with a glass of water.
    "Let's hope that does the trick."
  3. Kemtrail

    Kemtrail Admiral Admiral

    Dec 23, 2004
    ^And the ground breaking ceremony scene in the sequel:guffaw:
  4. Captain A$$

    Captain A$$ Admiral Admiral

    Nov 22, 2004
    I weep for we have lost the ZAZ forever... :(
  5. Jax

    Jax Admiral Admiral

    Jun 21, 2003
    The Broken Kingdom of Great Britain
    Just seen several new movie trailers on APPLE and omfg the end of days is here...plot, acting and production values just blew. Seriously go on site and have a look :eek:
  6. Aragorn

    Aragorn Admiral Admiral

    Dec 30, 2002
    You remember how kids tried to parody other kids back in grade school? Since they had no impressionist or comedic skills, it was basically a string of "Look at me! I'm Billy! This is how Billy walks! This is how Billy eats Cheetos! This is Billy farting!" That's what these last several years of plot-free "spoofs" with bottom-scraping jokes are like.

    And, based on Michael Pfleger and the kind of response he received, there will always be adults with diminished mental capacities who will pay to go see them.
  7. Aragorn

    Aragorn Admiral Admiral

    Dec 30, 2002
    At least Uwe Boll has one thing going for him that these hack movies don't -- no one goes to see Uwe Boll movies.

    And you want to know how bad it's really gotten? Overseas they're actually trying to CAPITALIZE on the Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer abominations by changing the titles of other movies, such as...

    The Comebacks

    The Onion Movie
  8. Phaser Blast

    Phaser Blast Cadet Newbie

    Aug 23, 2008
    Jeez. The actress (Crista Flanagan) who plays Hannah Montana and the pregnant fighter is Lois on Mad Men. Looking at IMDB she was also in Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie. Interesting how someone can be in an almost universally praised television show and absolutely reviled movies in the same timeframe.
  9. Shurik

    Shurik Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Nov 28, 2003
    Haifa, Israel
    Probably for the same reason Ben Kingsley and such are in the Uwe Boll's abominations - quick cash with no effort.
  10. Nardpuncher

    Nardpuncher Rear Admiral

    Nov 17, 2003

    I think I know what you mean...I smiled but on;y because they had a guy as that Sex & the City actress.
    Otherwise, this trailer literally sucked all humour out of me for hours...I had to watch 30 Rock to revive myself.